It's sad on so many levels

Jun 04, 2006 04:07

I haven't actually updated in a very very long time.  But Deanna still has friends over and it's past 4 am, so now is a better time than any.  They are playing DDR and one of her guy friends is crying really fucking loudly and obnoxiously for the past half hour.  You know, I can understand if I guy needs to cry every once in a while but this has been a consistence moan/talk for the past 30 minutes and it's getting really old.  Suck it up pussy.  He sucks sooo much.  And he's drunk.  Complaining that your life sucks when you're drunk is stupid.  If your life sucks so much why do you want to even talk about it at all?  You are a pathetic human being.  I am in the basement corner of my house and you are upstairs  in the living room.  You are penetrating 2 closed doors and a floor.  There are people sleeping here.  Maybe if you weren't such a self absorbed inconsiderate pussy bag of ass juice you wouldn't be wailing your tale of woes in someone elses house and your life would suck a little less.

Now the phone is ringing!  At 4:15!  Now the crying pussy is angry.  He's so tough now!  You should hear him.  What a night.  He's really resolved his life issues.  Within 10 seconds he went from little girl to gangsta.  The magical phone call that saved his life.  He should write a book about the exciting adventures of his life.  A tale of heartache, mishaps, drug and alcohol abuse in the woods before the school dance, getting to 1 and 1/2 base (under the shirt, over the bra).  He's so valiant.  You tell that late night caller off as loud as possible.

My favorite part of this, through all of the drama that is going on right now, there is one kid up there who has continued to DDR the entire time.  I love that kid so much right now.  This guy is pouring his heart out and threatening to kill people and this kid just wants to dance.  Way to go dancing kid, you rock.

Oh he's crying again! You suck so much guy.  Most dramatic group of people EVER (except for dancing kid).

On a lighter note I totally won a used VHS copy of Inspector Gadget 2 as a door prize tonight at a fundraiser sort of dance thing at the French Club tonight.  Best prize ever.  Can't wait to watch it. 
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