May 28, 2006 18:54
A N G E R
1. Who did you last get angry with?-- Your mom, she's a whore.
2. What is your weapon of choice?-- Throwing my own feces.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?-- I've been known to when a certain wheeled vehicle is spotted
4. How about of the same sex?-- Same goes as #3
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?-- My mom, because I wouldn't clean my room. I'm really mature.
6. What is your pet peeve?-- When people ask what my shirt says or make me stand around and wait for them to read it. It's so freaking stupid. Assholes.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?-- I don't keep grudges except for a few that were developed before I was 12.
S L O T H
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?-- Stretch
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?-- I guess 3ish
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:-- I have to write a letter back to a camper
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?-- "I cleaned my room two days ago, it just got messy again"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?-- Yeah
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?-- Yesterday, mowing and raking 7 lawns is pretty good I guess. I haven't gone for a run in about a week though because I do not have the time. But I don't have the time because I am always working, but work is physically demanding and I guess that it evens out.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?-- I broke my alarm clock a month ago so not at all
G L U T T O N Y
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice - something at Hava Java
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? -- dark
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?-- Either 60 shots of beer for the century (I'm a light weight) or the goldshlager night..
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?-- I drink slimfast for breakfast sometimes, but it's convenient when I'm in a hurry
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?-- nope
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?-- Depends on my mood really
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?-- That is a stupid question.
L U S T
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family) -- A billion.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?-- your mom saw me naked last night!. Bam!
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?-- I do the spacey thing that Erin does
4. Have you "done it"?-- Refer to #2
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?-- Shoulders
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?-- I get asked for money by this on crazy prostitute quite regularly
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?-- I do get tested yearly when I go for my regular testing, but I don't need to, they just do it anyway becuase I'm in university and they assume that at least some of the girls are probably going to have something. I've never had a pregnancy test though.
G R E E D
1. How many credit cards do you own?-- Two (one I can only use in futureshop though.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?-- The underwear section at Walmart is mine, as opposed to Erin. I shop at La Senza to have nice underwear, but realy I just like the plain white fruit of loom 6 packs. Especially when my mom buys them for me and I don't have to.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?-- pay off school and buy a house
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?-- rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?-- I sure freaking would until I had a bunch of money, then I would quit.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?-- Your moms virginity and orange juice from someones mailbox when I was 9
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?-- I don't know, 350?
P R I D E
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?-- Your mom?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?-- Gone to university
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?-- Have kids I suppose
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?-- I don't think I've ever placed in anything, so I think if it did happen I would be thrilled.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha, no. Refer to above question.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?-- I sure have
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?-- Helped my dad with the garden, and cutting wood
E N V Y
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own: I want the DDR game and mats that Deanna has
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?-- Ty Pennington
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?-- Ty Pennington
4. Have you ever been cheated on?-- Ty would never cheat on me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?-- Yes, I wish I lookd more like Ty Pennington
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?-- I'd be a better carpenter. Like Ty Pennington.
7. Wish you'd come up with this survey?-...Ty Pennington?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?-- Ty Pennington; he's DEAD sexy! Oh snap!