bah-humbug

[jenispring]

Tiss the season to be stressed out! I'm getting 2 massages this week, it'll be my birthday so I'll deface my face on Wednesday, my cars getting detailed for free tomorrow, and I also get a whole new hairdo tomorrow for free, so soon I will sound much much more cheery and less grinchy. But for now, I must vent

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[jenispring]

zen thoughts o' the day, by the way:
Reality alone exists - and that we are. All the rest is only a dream, a dream of the One Mind, which is our mind without the 'our'. Is it so hard to accept? Is it so difficult to assimilate and to live?

annnd:
The person resolute in the Way must strive not to lose sight of it, whether in a place of calm or in a place of strife. Beware of clinging to quiet places and shunning those where there is disturbance. If you try to take refuge from trouble by running to some quiet place, you will fall into confusion.

[seant9]

When then want a happy ending, pull out a childrens book and read "and they lived happily ever after, the end."

=)
Then ask if they want a lollipop.

[jenispring]

OoOOOOh! Thats GENIUS!

[seant9]

You should buy a bag of dum dums and pass em out to the people that ask for happy ending. =)