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[jenicided]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got

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[jonpants]

Come on dude I posted this a few months ago. Get with it.

[jenicided]

Yeah, but people read it when I do it.

[jonpants]

If livejournal was a pissing contest I'd of had you tapping out a year ago.

[backawayslowly]

Wait. Wait. WAIT! You mean it's NOT a pissing contest?

[beowulf68]

I love that movie!!!!!!!!!!!! Goonies rule

[sonofearth]

Whoa. Wow. You're definitely going to hell for that last one.

[jenicided]

Dude.. it's a movie quote from Chunk in the Goonies!

[sonofearth]

Ah fuck, haha. Duh.

[backawayslowly]

Sloth LOVE Chunk!!!

[jenicided]

Ba-by RUTH!

[foxykaye]

The puke story is one of the funniest fucking things that I've read in a long time. Ahh, what a great mix of guilt and pride you must feel. I'm jealous.

[jenicided]

I guess it's not obvious that the entire post is a quote from The Goonies...not real life events. Although, fat camp would have been fun.