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[jenicided]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got

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[jonpants]

Come on dude I posted this a few months ago. Get with it.

[jenicided]

Yeah, but people read it when I do it.

[jonpants]

If livejournal was a pissing contest I'd of had you tapping out a year ago.

[backawayslowly]

Wait. Wait. WAIT! You mean it's NOT a pissing contest?

[jonpants]

Sarcasm doesn't translate well onto the internet.

[backawayslowly]

Wow. THAT's news to me, too! Thanks!

[jenicided]

Not really.. I can pee standing up too.