response ...
Alright, on a lighter note than the previous post, this is my response to a blatent disreguard of human dignity in a survey i got in an email...... it was disgusting... oozing with preppiness and just..... wrooooonng... henceforth, i find no choice but to fill out the survey for myself........ and because I owed tom a survey... not that he'd see since he is god-knows-where.... but at least i held up my part of the deal.
NAME: Jennifer Marie Anne H-----
> > NICKNAMES: Animal, Jen Burger, Freak, Jennifaa, Jenna-bean, Jeeps, Swip, Blinks, Rock, Smurf that Got Away, Short-stuff, Bitch, Beany, Colada... and many many many many many more.....
> > SEX: female
> > BIRTHDAY: January 6th... The 12th Day of Christmas... I've never even gotten a partrige OR a pear tree, let alone 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOOOOLDEN RIIIINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, and 2 turtle doves.....
> > WHERE DO YOU LIVE: The ghetto - 2nd house on the right. AKA the Rat Maze... it's really not that bad, but i enjoy watching "upper-class citizens" roll up their windows as they pass through... heh
> > DESCRIPTION OF SELF
> > FLIRTY: Innocent despite charges... heh...
> > HEIGHT: 5'5" and a half an inch baby.... the talles smurf in south jersey.
> > SHOE SIZE: 9 in school shoes.. 10 in most sneaks.
> > HAIR COLOR: brown
> > EYECOLOR: general consensus says grey (the rest say gray ;) )
> > PARENTS: Diane and Brian (i was gonna put something else, but then i realized you wanted NAMES....)
> > RIGHTY OR LEFTY: righty
> > HOBBIES: oh dear.... reading, writing, listening to music and people, thinking about weird-ass shit, playing basketball, getting my ass whooped in bowling, going to the movies, buying people things, getting things done, sitting in the dark, sitting in the RAIN... watching sunsets, drawing sketches (only 2... 3 on occasion), singing, humming, talking to people, partying..... and a lot of other things....
> > WHAT'S YOUR SIGN: Happy Cappy....... some of the capricorn descriptions really fit me... it's odd!
> > ON FRIENDS.....
> > FRIENDS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU: No one looks like me... I'm "exotic", right jack? Mmhmm.. suuuuure..... Actually, some ppl say i look like kaitlin marquart..... i dunno... i haven't exactly gave thought to the matter (nor do I plan to).... I look like my mirror when the light hits it just so ;)
> > YOU GO FOR ADVICE TO: The cursed few. I don't admit when i have problems for the most part, so ummmm i usally don't go to anyone for advice unless its BAD... in which case they usually get weirded out and are afraid of me... lol
> > YOU'VE DREAMT ABOUT: i doubt there's a person I've met that i HAVEN'T dreamed about....
> > YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO: depends on the dream and the suggestiveness thereof (keep those minds clean, boys.. that's not what i meant ;) )
> > YOU TELL SECRETS TO: the same cursed few.
> >
> > !~~ON GUYS (FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT)~~!
> > BOXERS OR BRIEFS: don't care (usual reply = N/A, but i figured I'd be different tonight)
> > LONG OR SHORT HAIR: don't give a rat's ass
> > DARK OR BLONDE: don't matter for a shit
> > TALL OR SHORT: don't caaare....
> > 6 PACK OR MUSCULAR ARMS: see aboooove
> > MR. SENSiTIVE OR MR. FUNNY: gotta have sense of humor... decency wouldn't hurt
> > GOOD BOY OR BAD BOY: preppies should all just... go away... other than that, i don't care
> > HAT OR NO HAT: well that depends... i mean, if he's wearing a hat, it MUST match his shoes (insert sarcasm here... and if u didn't know i was being sarcastic... u need to study this survey cause you don't know me at ALL)
> > EARS PIERCED OR NOT: don't care - so long as he can listen with the hole that's already in his ear
> > TAN OR FAIR:i don't caaaaaaaare
> > FRECKLES OR NONE: my lord... i don't caaaaaaaaare
> > STUBBLE OR NEATLY SHAVED: should i think of a new way to say i don't care?
> > RUGGED OR SPORTSY: An army of ants defenestrating their defecation would hold my attention better than this question.
> > ACCENT OR AMERICAN: American isn't an accent. moron. Person who wrote this survey, please stand and face the army of defecating, defenestrating ants.
> >
> > ON GIRLS ........(FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT)-----
> > BOY SHORTS OR BIKINI UNDERWEAR:
> > PAINTED NAILS OR NOT PAINTED:
> > BRA OR SPORTS BRA:
> > SORTA DRESSY OR CASUAL:
> > EARS PIERCED OR NOT:
> > DARK OR BLONDE:
> > DARK OR LIGHT EYES:
> > LONG OR SHORT NAILS:
> > HAT OR NO HAT:
> > GOOD GIRL OR BAD GIRL:
> > HAIR UP OR DOWN:
> > JEWELRY OR NO:
> > TALL OR SHORT:
> > CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR:
> > SKIRT OR DRESS:
> > TAN OR FAIR:
> > FRECKLES OR NO:
> > ALL AMERICAN OR GRUNGE:
> > ACCENT OR AMERICAN:
> >
>
> >
> > YOUR FAVORITES.......
> > COLOR(s): black, red
> > NUMBER: 13
> > SUBJECT: this year i'd have to say religion (to shy away from the always-given answer of "Free")
> > CLOTHES BRAND: Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Ross... and paid less than half of what u did for the same thing.... muahahahaha..... fear me.
> > SHOE BRAND: Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Pay Less... wait... nevermind ;)
> > SPORT TO PLAY: I'm best at basketball, volleyball, and badmitton (I actually get a few points).. but I'll play anything, even if i don't know how it's played.
> > DRINK: If you l ike pina colada.. and gettin caught in the rain... then, well.. u kick ass.
> > ANIMAL: hooooooooow MUCH is that doggy in the window? (woof woof) .. i know who let the dogs out... his name is Jack..... Book 'im, danno!
> > HOLIDAY: christmas
> > FAVORITE LINE FROM A MOVIE: that's too impossible to choose.. I've got pages and pages from Patch Adams.... and there are a million in my head from Dracula:Dead and loving it.......... for today I think I'll go with "Responsiblities? Your only responsibility is to be a dick head. All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attatched to your neck. How hard can it be???"--Patch Adams
> > QUOTE: This is another toughey!! I'd say "I place great faith in fools; Self-confidence my freinds call it." -- Edgar Allan Poe (see.. he's not just spooky.... he's funny)
> > SOUND: rain on metal (which could lead to........ tiiiiin roof - Rusted!)
> > BANDS: errr so many... I think today it's gotta beeeeeeeee... Linkin park
> > SONG: Bohemian Rhapsody.... Like the person who sent this to me, i'd be grateful to any individual who sang this to me in front of a lot of ppl... but only cause i enjoy seeing ppl make fools out of themselves... to the extent that I often feel the need to join in... heh.
> > MOVIE:Patch Adams, Meet Joe Black, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Breakfast Club
> > RADIO STATION: Ew, NOT q102 (there are a million q102's around the country - ours is annoyingly pop-filled.. gr) .. y100, wmmr, oooooor 94.1 (theeeeee ROCK station)... sometimes B 101... lol
> > PLACE: portland oregon... even though i've never been.... Portland is more of a mythical place (PS - anyone who lives there and has negative things to say, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! :P )
> > FLOWER: never thought about it. don't care to. i don't get flowers..
> > SCENT: rain... heh ... NO THIS IS NOT A PERFUME... lol
> > FOOD: probably fetuccini
> > SHAPE: amorphous figures.. heh
> > TEXTURE: what the frig?? ok... whoever wrote this survey needs counselling........
> >
> > IN THE FUTURE.......
> > WHAT'S YOUR HOUSE GONNA LOOK LIKE: In response to the original survey: yes, we CAN say mansion, but... why would we want to???
> > WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE: Portland.
> > HOW MANY KIDS: don't care
> > NAMES:names are good things to have.... it stops some confusion... but there are too many of the same names.... hrmph.
> > ANIMALS: a doggie
>
> > ON RELATIONSHIPS....
> > WHAT DOES YOUR IDEAL B FRIEND/G FRIEND LOOK LIKE:didn't we go through this bullshit about an hour ago???
> > HOW DO THEY ACT: however they feel like it
> > DO YOU LIKE TO CALL OR BE CALLED: oh my lord.
> > MAKE PLANS OR GO ALONG W/ THEM: anyone have a paper bag? I think i'm about to hyperventilate....
> > MAKE THE MOVES OR WAIT:some ppl aren't worth waiting for... others aren't worth making the move.... some, well, are............ i'm not a waiter (no one ever left me a tip, so i decided it wasn't pracitcal)
> > WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN A GUY/GIRL: oh my lord... Megan had a checklist... Well now i'm disgusted........... I usually notice smile (or lack thereof)
> > HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: I used to confuse intrigue with love......... no.
> > PUPPY LOVE: I love my puppy... does that count?
> >
> > IF YOU COULD........
> > MOVE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE: Portland
> > SAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Well I've already wasted so much of my brain on this damn survey, is it really worth it at this point???
> > DYE YOUR HAIR WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE: goin blue this summer, with megan's help (this survey may have proved that superficiality is what she's best at... how disappointing)
> > HAVE A TATTOO WHERE WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD IT
> BE: assuming that i'd let someone inject my skin with dye and that i wouldn't mind looking like a complete moron when i was teaching my aerobics class at 95-yrs old, I'd get "I'm only happy when it rains" on my inner forearm.... yes, i realize i'm psychotic.
> > MEET ONE PERSON: I'd rather meet lots of people..... celebrities don't interest me. I can find liars everywhere, why go to all the trouble to meet a "special" one?
> > LIVE W/ ONE PERSON THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHO WOULD
> IT BE: not applicable.. heh.
> > ANYTHING W/OUT CONSEQUENCES WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd call it the Hearless-Bastard/Preppy Massacre.
> > YOU WISH YOU HAD DONE THAT YOU DIDN'T: there are a lot of things i say i'd rather not admit that i did... however, i don't regret them - stupid things have made my life what it is, for better, for worse.
> NAME ONE THING......
> > YOU REALLY WANT: to do something that matters
> > YOUR GONNA DO TODAY: since it's technically sunday, go to church... aaaand write a paper
> > YOU DID YESTERDAY: shopped, argued
> > YOU PLAN ON DOING TOMORROW: going to school.
>
> > THAT ANNOYS YOU: this survey and megan's answers.
> > THAT TURNS YOU ON: NOT listing my turn-ons in a lame-ass survey...
> > THAT TURNS YOU OFF:preppies, hatred, ignorance, numbness
> > WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN GET UP: go back to bed.
> >
> > ~*~ARE YOU A...~*~
> > WUSS: without question
> > CLASS CLOWN: no
> > GOODY TWO SHOES: no
> >
> > ~*~DO YOU/DOES/IS/ARE/WOULD YOU...~*~
> > SIZE MATTER: s'all bout the motion of the ocean...
> > HAVE A CRUSH/BF: no time for either
> > IF SO WHO: firstly, which of the preceeding question-starters does this statement go with?? and secondly... see above.
> > THONGS: Which question-starter goes w/this one?? hmmm?? And no-- i refuse to pay for a wedgie.
> >
> > ~*~FRIENDS.....~*~
> > Funniest: dunno
> > Craziest: smidget
> > Smartest: Nini
> > Ditzyest: I scare myself lately... but i'd hafta go with Laddo (dooooof!)
> > Coolest: Jack when he isn't Mr "hi-I'm-older-than-you-so-u-should-fear-me" .. heh.
> > Cutest: i hate this word.
> > Saddest: shannon... lol....... she oooooooozes pathos (and she'd have it no other way)
> > Scrubbiest: Yeeeeea that'd be me.
Ok, well it's official.... I'm on a crusade to create a non-brain-injuring survey. Anyone got ideas for questions??
NAME: Jennifer Marie Anne H-----
> > NICKNAMES: Animal, Jen Burger, Freak, Jennifaa, Jenna-bean, Jeeps, Swip, Blinks, Rock, Smurf that Got Away, Short-stuff, Bitch, Beany, Colada... and many many many many many more.....
> > SEX: female
> > BIRTHDAY: January 6th... The 12th Day of Christmas... I've never even gotten a partrige OR a pear tree, let alone 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOOOOLDEN RIIIINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, and 2 turtle doves.....
> > WHERE DO YOU LIVE: The ghetto - 2nd house on the right. AKA the Rat Maze... it's really not that bad, but i enjoy watching "upper-class citizens" roll up their windows as they pass through... heh
> > DESCRIPTION OF SELF
> > FLIRTY: Innocent despite charges... heh...
> > HEIGHT: 5'5" and a half an inch baby.... the talles smurf in south jersey.
> > SHOE SIZE: 9 in school shoes.. 10 in most sneaks.
> > HAIR COLOR: brown
> > EYECOLOR: general consensus says grey (the rest say gray ;) )
> > PARENTS: Diane and Brian (i was gonna put something else, but then i realized you wanted NAMES....)
> > RIGHTY OR LEFTY: righty
> > HOBBIES: oh dear.... reading, writing, listening to music and people, thinking about weird-ass shit, playing basketball, getting my ass whooped in bowling, going to the movies, buying people things, getting things done, sitting in the dark, sitting in the RAIN... watching sunsets, drawing sketches (only 2... 3 on occasion), singing, humming, talking to people, partying..... and a lot of other things....
> > WHAT'S YOUR SIGN: Happy Cappy....... some of the capricorn descriptions really fit me... it's odd!
> > ON FRIENDS.....
> > FRIENDS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU: No one looks like me... I'm "exotic", right jack? Mmhmm.. suuuuure..... Actually, some ppl say i look like kaitlin marquart..... i dunno... i haven't exactly gave thought to the matter (nor do I plan to).... I look like my mirror when the light hits it just so ;)
> > YOU GO FOR ADVICE TO: The cursed few. I don't admit when i have problems for the most part, so ummmm i usally don't go to anyone for advice unless its BAD... in which case they usually get weirded out and are afraid of me... lol
> > YOU'VE DREAMT ABOUT: i doubt there's a person I've met that i HAVEN'T dreamed about....
> > YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO: depends on the dream and the suggestiveness thereof (keep those minds clean, boys.. that's not what i meant ;) )
> > YOU TELL SECRETS TO: the same cursed few.
> >
> > !~~ON GUYS (FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT)~~!
> > BOXERS OR BRIEFS: don't care (usual reply = N/A, but i figured I'd be different tonight)
> > LONG OR SHORT HAIR: don't give a rat's ass
> > DARK OR BLONDE: don't matter for a shit
> > TALL OR SHORT: don't caaare....
> > 6 PACK OR MUSCULAR ARMS: see aboooove
> > MR. SENSiTIVE OR MR. FUNNY: gotta have sense of humor... decency wouldn't hurt
> > GOOD BOY OR BAD BOY: preppies should all just... go away... other than that, i don't care
> > HAT OR NO HAT: well that depends... i mean, if he's wearing a hat, it MUST match his shoes (insert sarcasm here... and if u didn't know i was being sarcastic... u need to study this survey cause you don't know me at ALL)
> > EARS PIERCED OR NOT: don't care - so long as he can listen with the hole that's already in his ear
> > TAN OR FAIR:i don't caaaaaaaare
> > FRECKLES OR NONE: my lord... i don't caaaaaaaaare
> > STUBBLE OR NEATLY SHAVED: should i think of a new way to say i don't care?
> > RUGGED OR SPORTSY: An army of ants defenestrating their defecation would hold my attention better than this question.
> > ACCENT OR AMERICAN: American isn't an accent. moron. Person who wrote this survey, please stand and face the army of defecating, defenestrating ants.
> >
> > ON GIRLS ........(FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT)-----
> > BOY SHORTS OR BIKINI UNDERWEAR:
> > PAINTED NAILS OR NOT PAINTED:
> > BRA OR SPORTS BRA:
> > SORTA DRESSY OR CASUAL:
> > EARS PIERCED OR NOT:
> > DARK OR BLONDE:
> > DARK OR LIGHT EYES:
> > LONG OR SHORT NAILS:
> > HAT OR NO HAT:
> > GOOD GIRL OR BAD GIRL:
> > HAIR UP OR DOWN:
> > JEWELRY OR NO:
> > TALL OR SHORT:
> > CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR:
> > SKIRT OR DRESS:
> > TAN OR FAIR:
> > FRECKLES OR NO:
> > ALL AMERICAN OR GRUNGE:
> > ACCENT OR AMERICAN:
> >
>
> >
> > YOUR FAVORITES.......
> > COLOR(s): black, red
> > NUMBER: 13
> > SUBJECT: this year i'd have to say religion (to shy away from the always-given answer of "Free")
> > CLOTHES BRAND: Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Ross... and paid less than half of what u did for the same thing.... muahahahaha..... fear me.
> > SHOE BRAND: Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Pay Less... wait... nevermind ;)
> > SPORT TO PLAY: I'm best at basketball, volleyball, and badmitton (I actually get a few points).. but I'll play anything, even if i don't know how it's played.
> > DRINK: If you l ike pina colada.. and gettin caught in the rain... then, well.. u kick ass.
> > ANIMAL: hooooooooow MUCH is that doggy in the window? (woof woof) .. i know who let the dogs out... his name is Jack..... Book 'im, danno!
> > HOLIDAY: christmas
> > FAVORITE LINE FROM A MOVIE: that's too impossible to choose.. I've got pages and pages from Patch Adams.... and there are a million in my head from Dracula:Dead and loving it.......... for today I think I'll go with "Responsiblities? Your only responsibility is to be a dick head. All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attatched to your neck. How hard can it be???"--Patch Adams
> > QUOTE: This is another toughey!! I'd say "I place great faith in fools; Self-confidence my freinds call it." -- Edgar Allan Poe (see.. he's not just spooky.... he's funny)
> > SOUND: rain on metal (which could lead to........ tiiiiin roof - Rusted!)
> > BANDS: errr so many... I think today it's gotta beeeeeeeee... Linkin park
> > SONG: Bohemian Rhapsody.... Like the person who sent this to me, i'd be grateful to any individual who sang this to me in front of a lot of ppl... but only cause i enjoy seeing ppl make fools out of themselves... to the extent that I often feel the need to join in... heh.
> > MOVIE:Patch Adams, Meet Joe Black, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Breakfast Club
> > RADIO STATION: Ew, NOT q102 (there are a million q102's around the country - ours is annoyingly pop-filled.. gr) .. y100, wmmr, oooooor 94.1 (theeeeee ROCK station)... sometimes B 101... lol
> > PLACE: portland oregon... even though i've never been.... Portland is more of a mythical place (PS - anyone who lives there and has negative things to say, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! :P )
> > FLOWER: never thought about it. don't care to. i don't get flowers..
> > SCENT: rain... heh ... NO THIS IS NOT A PERFUME... lol
> > FOOD: probably fetuccini
> > SHAPE: amorphous figures.. heh
> > TEXTURE: what the frig?? ok... whoever wrote this survey needs counselling........
> >
> > IN THE FUTURE.......
> > WHAT'S YOUR HOUSE GONNA LOOK LIKE: In response to the original survey: yes, we CAN say mansion, but... why would we want to???
> > WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE: Portland.
> > HOW MANY KIDS: don't care
> > NAMES:names are good things to have.... it stops some confusion... but there are too many of the same names.... hrmph.
> > ANIMALS: a doggie
>
> > ON RELATIONSHIPS....
> > WHAT DOES YOUR IDEAL B FRIEND/G FRIEND LOOK LIKE:didn't we go through this bullshit about an hour ago???
> > HOW DO THEY ACT: however they feel like it
> > DO YOU LIKE TO CALL OR BE CALLED: oh my lord.
> > MAKE PLANS OR GO ALONG W/ THEM: anyone have a paper bag? I think i'm about to hyperventilate....
> > MAKE THE MOVES OR WAIT:some ppl aren't worth waiting for... others aren't worth making the move.... some, well, are............ i'm not a waiter (no one ever left me a tip, so i decided it wasn't pracitcal)
> > WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN A GUY/GIRL: oh my lord... Megan had a checklist... Well now i'm disgusted........... I usually notice smile (or lack thereof)
> > HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: I used to confuse intrigue with love......... no.
> > PUPPY LOVE: I love my puppy... does that count?
> >
> > IF YOU COULD........
> > MOVE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE: Portland
> > SAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Well I've already wasted so much of my brain on this damn survey, is it really worth it at this point???
> > DYE YOUR HAIR WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE: goin blue this summer, with megan's help (this survey may have proved that superficiality is what she's best at... how disappointing)
> > HAVE A TATTOO WHERE WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD IT
> BE: assuming that i'd let someone inject my skin with dye and that i wouldn't mind looking like a complete moron when i was teaching my aerobics class at 95-yrs old, I'd get "I'm only happy when it rains" on my inner forearm.... yes, i realize i'm psychotic.
> > MEET ONE PERSON: I'd rather meet lots of people..... celebrities don't interest me. I can find liars everywhere, why go to all the trouble to meet a "special" one?
> > LIVE W/ ONE PERSON THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHO WOULD
> IT BE: not applicable.. heh.
> > ANYTHING W/OUT CONSEQUENCES WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd call it the Hearless-Bastard/Preppy Massacre.
> > YOU WISH YOU HAD DONE THAT YOU DIDN'T: there are a lot of things i say i'd rather not admit that i did... however, i don't regret them - stupid things have made my life what it is, for better, for worse.
> NAME ONE THING......
> > YOU REALLY WANT: to do something that matters
> > YOUR GONNA DO TODAY: since it's technically sunday, go to church... aaaand write a paper
> > YOU DID YESTERDAY: shopped, argued
> > YOU PLAN ON DOING TOMORROW: going to school.
>
> > THAT ANNOYS YOU: this survey and megan's answers.
> > THAT TURNS YOU ON: NOT listing my turn-ons in a lame-ass survey...
> > THAT TURNS YOU OFF:preppies, hatred, ignorance, numbness
> > WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN GET UP: go back to bed.
> >
> > ~*~ARE YOU A...~*~
> > WUSS: without question
> > CLASS CLOWN: no
> > GOODY TWO SHOES: no
> >
> > ~*~DO YOU/DOES/IS/ARE/WOULD YOU...~*~
> > SIZE MATTER: s'all bout the motion of the ocean...
> > HAVE A CRUSH/BF: no time for either
> > IF SO WHO: firstly, which of the preceeding question-starters does this statement go with?? and secondly... see above.
> > THONGS: Which question-starter goes w/this one?? hmmm?? And no-- i refuse to pay for a wedgie.
> >
> > ~*~FRIENDS.....~*~
> > Funniest: dunno
> > Craziest: smidget
> > Smartest: Nini
> > Ditzyest: I scare myself lately... but i'd hafta go with Laddo (dooooof!)
> > Coolest: Jack when he isn't Mr "hi-I'm-older-than-you-so-u-should-fear-me" .. heh.
> > Cutest: i hate this word.
> > Saddest: shannon... lol....... she oooooooozes pathos (and she'd have it no other way)
> > Scrubbiest: Yeeeeea that'd be me.
Ok, well it's official.... I'm on a crusade to create a non-brain-injuring survey. Anyone got ideas for questions??