I laughed so hard I cried...
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Customer: “I want some of these coffee beans, but I want them as a powder.”
Me: “Yes, we can grind them here for you if you like.”
Customer: “But will it hurt the beans?”
Me: “Well, it won’t affect the beans in any way - it will still be the same coffee, if that’s what you mean?”
Customer: “No, I mean will it HURT the beans?”
Me: “…well, they’re coffee beans, so I don’t think they can actually feel any pain…”
Customer: “But you aren’t 100% sure on that…I think I’ll leave it, then.”