I never knew!

[jenboo]

so much about myself. (gakked from qnotku

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jenboo!

1. Americans discard enough jenboo to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
2. Jenboo is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that jenboo is near!
4. Banging your head against jenboo uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Four-fifths of the surface of jenboo is covered in water.
6. When provoked, jenboo will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
7. Over 2000 people have now climbed jenboo, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
8. Jenboo can taste with her feet!
9. If you kiss jenboo for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented jenboo, was the only US president ever granted a patent!