The Principle of Nevermind (A Letter to Eric Whom I Cannot Get Ahold Of)
***Seeing as I too rarely post here, Eric is the shithead I've been mad at but keep seeing for some illogical reason not connected to jen-ness at all. He lies about where he lives, where he goes, and why he keeps standing me up. I think we can all interpret if we pretend that he is like seventeen years old and hasn't descended.***
Eric:
This is the principal of nevermind.
You are so unoriginal. I am a human being and deserve the modicum of respect that is at least sorry to have stood you up a lot. Even if it's insincere. I am waiting for it. No, nevermind. Why should I accuse you of having common courtesy?
But do let me know about the book. That is something I do like that has to do with Eric. No, nevermind. You aren't even interested in my writing so please let me go back to what I was working on, instead of holding the train for you.
Please don't be offended that I emailed you this. No, nevermind. I had to do it some how.
Eric:
This is the principal of nevermind.
You are so unoriginal. I am a human being and deserve the modicum of respect that is at least sorry to have stood you up a lot. Even if it's insincere. I am waiting for it. No, nevermind. Why should I accuse you of having common courtesy?
But do let me know about the book. That is something I do like that has to do with Eric. No, nevermind. You aren't even interested in my writing so please let me go back to what I was working on, instead of holding the train for you.
Please don't be offended that I emailed you this. No, nevermind. I had to do it some how.