this is what happens when im bored....
What is your name?: jennifer marie julia (confirmation bitches) houle
Are you named after anyone?: jesus' mom for my middle name.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no way man my name is mine
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: daniel
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: jen! hah i love my name
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: houle. it looks tricky but it rhymes with pool and school and cool. and fool. learn it bitches
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no bc most people call me jen houle. even my sister. whoa right.
Basics
Your gender:: girl
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: yes
If not, do you want to be?: mayba?
Birthdate:: 4/10/87
Your age:: 17.8
Age you act:: 17.8
Age you wish you were:: 18
Your height:: 5 4
Eye color:: brown
Happy with it?: yes
Hair color:: red
Happy with it?: yes
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty tighty
Your living arrangement:: ma and pah
Your family:: big fan
Have any pets?: yes ginger. shes a dog. and shes 12 years old.
Whats your job?: gadzooks... pirates cove and tasty during the summer
Piercings?: ears two times each
Tattoos?: none
Obsessions?: uhh soccer?
Addictions?: ramen noodles. chicken flavor only.
Do you speak another language?: spanish i took it for dos anos
Have a favorite quote?: "Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind." i dunno if thats my favorite but i used it in my college statement.
Do you have a webpage?: no
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: yes im living right now right?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: no. i pretend i am. but really i jsut yell at them when they cant hear me anymore.
Do you have any secrets?: yes
Do you hate yourself?: no. just my boobs. tehy are definitely voted off the island
Do you like your handwriting?: yes it has multiple personalities
Do you have any bad habits?: yes, not doing homework
What is the compliment you get from most people?: when i wear my hair done the fans go crazy
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: big red. fo sho
What's your biggest fear?: heights
Can you sing?: on a good day in the shower.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no
Are you a loner?: if i want to be i totally can be.
What are your #1 priorities in life?: my friends, my family, my grades and soccer
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: uh fo sho
Are you a daredevil?: ill do stupid things?!
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: im real scared of my hand. haha. i dont get that part of the ?. but i am not a fan of my hair
Are you passive or agressive?: a mix. depends on the situation
Do you have a journal?: this sucka nad one for me only
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength? i like soccer? weakness? uh karate. i bet i would suck at it.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: my hair?
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: i can be until i have a break down. then i bring in backup. and then im okay again.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: yeah. regrets suck but hey ive got a few
Do you think life has been good so far?: its taught me a lot
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: oo haha i was jsut saying... lesson learned- think before you act
What do you like the most about your body?: my big ol cheeseburger butt
And least?: booobs
Do you think you are good looking?: not really? sorry mom you tried.
Are you confident?: heck yes bitch please
Do You...
Smoke?:no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: comics and sports
Pray?: yes
Go to church?: yes i love jesus
Talk to strangers who IM you?: if it turns out i know them...
Sleep with stuffed animals?: yes boo boo. had her since day one
Take walks in the rain?: i wish.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: usually i jsut come across as a bitch so i try to avoid it
Drive?: yes
Like to drive fast?: yes but only as fast as the millenium edition will take me. it knows best.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: its alright
Hurt yourself?: no
Been out of the country?: no
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yes
Been in love?: yes
Done drugs?: meh who cares
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: yes my heart was on the fritz!
Ran away from home?: no i would always pretend to though. i would say that i was leaving then wait for my mom to beg me not to. so tehn i would stay to make her happy.
Gotten beaten up?: uh in soccer when the whales come out to play it can get a little dnagerous. dont worry i get them back or i send out my hit man kasia because shes so good at making it look like they just punched themselves in the face
Beaten someone up?: yeah my brother when he was still smaller than me. i dont mess with kristne shes scary.
Been picked on?: al lteh time
Been on stage?: yes
Slept outdoors?: yes. my brother and sister and i used to camp in our backyard in a one person tent. and my dad would pretend to be a bear or some scary shit outside. and one of us inevitably pee our pants. usually tom. he had a little problem with that. haha okay sorry tom. no he didnt guys...
Thought about suicide?: no
Pulled an all nighter?: yes but then i fall asleep after the all night point
If yes, what is your record?: mm idk
Gone one day without food?: yes but i practically died
Talked on the phone all night?: yes.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yes
Slept all day?: yes im real good at sleeping ill show you sometime
Killed someone?: no thats a sin
Made out with a stranger?: yes.
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: yes
Kissed the same sex?: best friends can do that. haha no. i have not.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: absolutely not
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: yes
Broken the law?: always
Met a famous person?: i met benny the bull. hahaa
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: bugs.
On purpose?: yeah. spiders and such
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yes some but then i feel real bad. so i promise myself to never tell again.
Stolen anything?: mm yes.
Been on radio/tv?: yes 6th grade we won the 3v3 championships in FL so we got to be on egv channel 6. it was hot
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah i dont like them cusae im jsut scared and wimpy
Had a nervous breakdown?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: meh it makes you think
Miracles?: most likely
Astrology?: no
Magic?: haha lol no physics taught me all about it. its not magic
God?: yes
Satan?: um i dunno
Santa?: yes mam where else do all the goodies come from
Ghosts?:yes creeeps
Luck?: yes
Love at first sight?: uh temporary love
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: uh sure
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: no that was always suspicious
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no bitches
Do you wish on stars?: yes
Deep Theological Questions?: i like to think soemtimes
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: yes
Do you think God has a gender?: most likely a boy. im guessing
Where do you think we go when we die?: heaven!
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: jen jacobson
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: jen/jeff/jake i liek to stick to the j's.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: only you can make you happy
Your favourite inside joke?: mmm i def love all inside jokes my favorite is def about jen and doing it hardcore... haha i know you girls arent like that... sucker
Thing you're picked on most about?: um a bunch of people make fun of the voices i make.
Who's your longest known friend?: caitlin we couldnt even talk when we became friends. it was destiny
Who's your second family?: jens
Do you always feel understood?: kinda
Who's the loudest friend?: probably me i have a voice emojulation problem... i cant control the volume...
Do you trust others easily?: some more than others
Who's house were you last at?: stacies
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: um.
Do your friends know you?: yes
Friend that lives farthest away: i dont travel outside my zone. oh emily is far. but i dont mind driving her!
Do you consider love a mistake?: it can be.
What do you find romantic?: tell me im beautiful and ill be a sucker
Turn-on?: funny
Turn-off?: egos
First kiss?: 5th grade mikey... dont know if that counts tho...
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: nice? flattered?
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: i think it serves for a better foundation for the relationship but its not necessary
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: not really i dont know that i would wnat to have that pressure...
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: yes. i dont know why people dont stop me. you always feel dumb afterwards
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i wouldnt know.
What is best about the opposite sex?: boooottty
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: theyre assholes.
What's the last present someone gave you?: well it was jsut christmas so a lot.. the last one i opened was a shirt from my uncle.
Are you in love?: no
Do you consider your significant other hot?: if invisibilty is hot then YES
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ghosts? i dont know any
You wanted to kill?: killing is illegal
That you laughed at?: megan
That laughed at you?: megan. we're funny together?!
That turned you on?: uhh
You went shopping with?: myself when i was cleaning gadzooks.
That broke your heart?: steve
To disappoint you?: steve
To ask you out?: nobody. :(
To make you cry?: dont know
To brighten up your day?: jennifer
That you thought about?: i dont have that kind of memory capacity
You saw a movie with?: my family! lol
You talked to on the phone?: jen
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: chatroom! tim and jen haha
You saw?: megan and kristen
You lost?: fr ken and mr mac
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: no
Will it be with your significant other?: not going anywhere
Or some random person?: you are a dumb shit
What are you wearing right now?: sweatshirt and sweatpants. mmmm sexy
Body part you're touching right now: um my legs are crossed?
What are you worried about right now?: school
What book are you reading?: da vinci code
What's on your mousepad?: uits just black
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired lonely uncomfortable... wow thats depressing... okay uh content and silly
Are you bored?: yes
Are you tired?: yes
Are you talking to anyone online?: um yes chatroom. see above
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:
Are you lonely or content?: both apparently.
Are you listening to music?: nooooo
that was loooong...
and now a few words...
jen rox 33: the point of it was to relate the giant jar of mustard to something
jen rox 33: and i said it woudl be a btich to open that
jen rox 33: because its hard to open jars in the first place
good essay jen...
later kids see YOU in school
Are you named after anyone?: jesus' mom for my middle name.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no way man my name is mine
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: daniel
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: jen! hah i love my name
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: houle. it looks tricky but it rhymes with pool and school and cool. and fool. learn it bitches
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no bc most people call me jen houle. even my sister. whoa right.
Basics
Your gender:: girl
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: yes
If not, do you want to be?: mayba?
Birthdate:: 4/10/87
Your age:: 17.8
Age you act:: 17.8
Age you wish you were:: 18
Your height:: 5 4
Eye color:: brown
Happy with it?: yes
Hair color:: red
Happy with it?: yes
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty tighty
Your living arrangement:: ma and pah
Your family:: big fan
Have any pets?: yes ginger. shes a dog. and shes 12 years old.
Whats your job?: gadzooks... pirates cove and tasty during the summer
Piercings?: ears two times each
Tattoos?: none
Obsessions?: uhh soccer?
Addictions?: ramen noodles. chicken flavor only.
Do you speak another language?: spanish i took it for dos anos
Have a favorite quote?: "Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind." i dunno if thats my favorite but i used it in my college statement.
Do you have a webpage?: no
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: yes im living right now right?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: no. i pretend i am. but really i jsut yell at them when they cant hear me anymore.
Do you have any secrets?: yes
Do you hate yourself?: no. just my boobs. tehy are definitely voted off the island
Do you like your handwriting?: yes it has multiple personalities
Do you have any bad habits?: yes, not doing homework
What is the compliment you get from most people?: when i wear my hair done the fans go crazy
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: big red. fo sho
What's your biggest fear?: heights
Can you sing?: on a good day in the shower.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no
Are you a loner?: if i want to be i totally can be.
What are your #1 priorities in life?: my friends, my family, my grades and soccer
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: uh fo sho
Are you a daredevil?: ill do stupid things?!
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: im real scared of my hand. haha. i dont get that part of the ?. but i am not a fan of my hair
Are you passive or agressive?: a mix. depends on the situation
Do you have a journal?: this sucka nad one for me only
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength? i like soccer? weakness? uh karate. i bet i would suck at it.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: my hair?
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: i can be until i have a break down. then i bring in backup. and then im okay again.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: yeah. regrets suck but hey ive got a few
Do you think life has been good so far?: its taught me a lot
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: oo haha i was jsut saying... lesson learned- think before you act
What do you like the most about your body?: my big ol cheeseburger butt
And least?: booobs
Do you think you are good looking?: not really? sorry mom you tried.
Are you confident?: heck yes bitch please
Do You...
Smoke?:no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: comics and sports
Pray?: yes
Go to church?: yes i love jesus
Talk to strangers who IM you?: if it turns out i know them...
Sleep with stuffed animals?: yes boo boo. had her since day one
Take walks in the rain?: i wish.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: usually i jsut come across as a bitch so i try to avoid it
Drive?: yes
Like to drive fast?: yes but only as fast as the millenium edition will take me. it knows best.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: its alright
Hurt yourself?: no
Been out of the country?: no
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yes
Been in love?: yes
Done drugs?: meh who cares
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: yes my heart was on the fritz!
Ran away from home?: no i would always pretend to though. i would say that i was leaving then wait for my mom to beg me not to. so tehn i would stay to make her happy.
Gotten beaten up?: uh in soccer when the whales come out to play it can get a little dnagerous. dont worry i get them back or i send out my hit man kasia because shes so good at making it look like they just punched themselves in the face
Beaten someone up?: yeah my brother when he was still smaller than me. i dont mess with kristne shes scary.
Been picked on?: al lteh time
Been on stage?: yes
Slept outdoors?: yes. my brother and sister and i used to camp in our backyard in a one person tent. and my dad would pretend to be a bear or some scary shit outside. and one of us inevitably pee our pants. usually tom. he had a little problem with that. haha okay sorry tom. no he didnt guys...
Thought about suicide?: no
Pulled an all nighter?: yes but then i fall asleep after the all night point
If yes, what is your record?: mm idk
Gone one day without food?: yes but i practically died
Talked on the phone all night?: yes.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yes
Slept all day?: yes im real good at sleeping ill show you sometime
Killed someone?: no thats a sin
Made out with a stranger?: yes.
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: yes
Kissed the same sex?: best friends can do that. haha no. i have not.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: absolutely not
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: yes
Broken the law?: always
Met a famous person?: i met benny the bull. hahaa
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: bugs.
On purpose?: yeah. spiders and such
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yes some but then i feel real bad. so i promise myself to never tell again.
Stolen anything?: mm yes.
Been on radio/tv?: yes 6th grade we won the 3v3 championships in FL so we got to be on egv channel 6. it was hot
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah i dont like them cusae im jsut scared and wimpy
Had a nervous breakdown?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: meh it makes you think
Miracles?: most likely
Astrology?: no
Magic?: haha lol no physics taught me all about it. its not magic
God?: yes
Satan?: um i dunno
Santa?: yes mam where else do all the goodies come from
Ghosts?:yes creeeps
Luck?: yes
Love at first sight?: uh temporary love
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: uh sure
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: no that was always suspicious
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no bitches
Do you wish on stars?: yes
Deep Theological Questions?: i like to think soemtimes
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: yes
Do you think God has a gender?: most likely a boy. im guessing
Where do you think we go when we die?: heaven!
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: jen jacobson
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: jen/jeff/jake i liek to stick to the j's.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: only you can make you happy
Your favourite inside joke?: mmm i def love all inside jokes my favorite is def about jen and doing it hardcore... haha i know you girls arent like that... sucker
Thing you're picked on most about?: um a bunch of people make fun of the voices i make.
Who's your longest known friend?: caitlin we couldnt even talk when we became friends. it was destiny
Who's your second family?: jens
Do you always feel understood?: kinda
Who's the loudest friend?: probably me i have a voice emojulation problem... i cant control the volume...
Do you trust others easily?: some more than others
Who's house were you last at?: stacies
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: um.
Do your friends know you?: yes
Friend that lives farthest away: i dont travel outside my zone. oh emily is far. but i dont mind driving her!
Do you consider love a mistake?: it can be.
What do you find romantic?: tell me im beautiful and ill be a sucker
Turn-on?: funny
Turn-off?: egos
First kiss?: 5th grade mikey... dont know if that counts tho...
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: nice? flattered?
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: i think it serves for a better foundation for the relationship but its not necessary
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: not really i dont know that i would wnat to have that pressure...
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: yes. i dont know why people dont stop me. you always feel dumb afterwards
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i wouldnt know.
What is best about the opposite sex?: boooottty
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: theyre assholes.
What's the last present someone gave you?: well it was jsut christmas so a lot.. the last one i opened was a shirt from my uncle.
Are you in love?: no
Do you consider your significant other hot?: if invisibilty is hot then YES
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ghosts? i dont know any
You wanted to kill?: killing is illegal
That you laughed at?: megan
That laughed at you?: megan. we're funny together?!
That turned you on?: uhh
You went shopping with?: myself when i was cleaning gadzooks.
That broke your heart?: steve
To disappoint you?: steve
To ask you out?: nobody. :(
To make you cry?: dont know
To brighten up your day?: jennifer
That you thought about?: i dont have that kind of memory capacity
You saw a movie with?: my family! lol
You talked to on the phone?: jen
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: chatroom! tim and jen haha
You saw?: megan and kristen
You lost?: fr ken and mr mac
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: no
Will it be with your significant other?: not going anywhere
Or some random person?: you are a dumb shit
What are you wearing right now?: sweatshirt and sweatpants. mmmm sexy
Body part you're touching right now: um my legs are crossed?
What are you worried about right now?: school
What book are you reading?: da vinci code
What's on your mousepad?: uits just black
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired lonely uncomfortable... wow thats depressing... okay uh content and silly
Are you bored?: yes
Are you tired?: yes
Are you talking to anyone online?: um yes chatroom. see above
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:
Are you lonely or content?: both apparently.
Are you listening to music?: nooooo
that was loooong...
and now a few words...
jen rox 33: the point of it was to relate the giant jar of mustard to something
jen rox 33: and i said it woudl be a btich to open that
jen rox 33: because its hard to open jars in the first place
good essay jen...
later kids see YOU in school