XD Out of nowhere, I remembered a great "children's menu" picture that Eric Blumrich did once, though when I searched for it again, even on
Archive.org, I couldn't find it :( [they indexed the page it was on, but not the image itself]
It was fabulous, because it had this rebus [basically]:
+
= ?
which is really the most awesome rebus ever.
I have now obliterated any interest in my serious post that would have generated by now.