MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS! That was terrible. I can't believe a movie made post-90s could ever have such shitty CGI explosions. And I shan't dare speak of the monsters.

I'LL SHOW INSTEAD:

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Everyone with Netflix must watch this movie. And the other movies in the giant sea creatures vein. Fabolus.

Watching Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. You know it's gonna be awesome not just by the name, but also because it stars Jaleel White.

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Put Earthbound 2 Mother 3 on hold in order to play OLD PORNOGRAPHIC POKER GAME.

It's full of crack, for real. HERE, ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE LADIES YOU "COMPETE" AGAINST AND WHAT YOU GET FOR WINNING!

( VERY NSFW PIXELS )

I am not writing Ema/Snackoos I am not writing Ema/Snackoos I am not writing Ema/Snackoos I am writing Ema/Snackoos

D: CAN KARINTO EVEN HOLD UP TO THAT KIND OF ABUSE? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT. THEY WOULD BE SOGGY AND USELESS AND EMA I AM SORRY BUT YOU'RE FICTIONAL SO IT'S OKAY.

HAET KINK MEME. HAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

JESUS CHRIST I'M BUZZED FROM BRAZILIAN CHICKEN PARMESAN STUFF