SCHOOL HUMOR *sarcastic laugh* AHHOHOHOHO!!

Dec 21, 2004 11:00

Stats about Juani...

Name: Juani Antonette
Age: 105

Physical description: He has dark grey hair in a comb over. he has glasses with no lenses. his skin is wrinkly and fleshy. his hair is VERY greasy and he ALWAYS swaets on his forhead. his clothes are brown and white in a 1940's style. they are all motheated... like his face... he lives in melbourne!! OH OH and he has bad teeth and is very OILY..... i think he bathes in olive oil.

Personality: he dosnt have one anymore... all he does is get on trams and goes for a ride. he talks like a spastic. i HATE him.. i wish he would like... DIE!!! i want him to go away!!! he is greasy.. and boring... and pretty shady!

also i found a letter about elita........ haha here goes....

fish are smelly.. JUST LIKE ELITA!! hER B O IS SOOO BAD THAT SHE NEEDS MY DEODERANT!! Y DOES SHE SMELL?? BECAUSE SHE HAS WORMS OR SOMETHING!! ALL KINDS, RINGWORMS EARTHWORMS HEARTWORMS... SHE EATS WORMS I THINK... OH OH AND SHE ALSO EATS WEE AND POO AND SHE LOVES IT!! COULD SHE BE ANYMORE SMELLY?? LETS TAKE A SERVEY... *does survey*

I WAS ACTUALLY TOLD TO SHUT THE HELL UP...... *must be a maths test* OHHHH WELL!!!

MY ANSWER IS NO SHE CANT GET WORSE CAUSE SHE ALREADY REACHED HER PEAK OF SMELLINESS!!! I THINK IM GUNNA FAINT BUT f...... *faints for 20 mins*

ALRIGHTY IM BACK!!!!!
that smelly bitch!!!!

AND ANOTHER.......

i really think elita stink... she thinks she is soooooooo good *rolls eyes*... but she dosnt cause she stinks... how can anyone be good if they stink???? elita is stinky.... the stench is green *thinks* .... i think........... oh and ps she smells!! *crunches nose*
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