SHORT STORY
I was looking through all these old school books i found and i found a short story i wrote in english and i thought i would share it with you.......
DRUGED UP MUD!!!!!
All day the OLD 105 year old Juani sat there with all his disgusting unhygenic pigs. Their muddie skin and stench was enough to make anyone sick. Suddenly Jefferson the oldest but fittest pig stood up and bolted straight through the termite ridden fence of the pen and charged off towards the hill. Juani's age to him was not going to a factor and he was going to stop at nothing to get his favourite pig back where it belonged. His frail legs shook like an earthquake as he used all his energy to stand up. His motor skills were soooo slow that he didnt even react when his can crumbled under the pressure of him standing up. With no cane to hold him up he fell onto his side into the dirty DIRTY mud. Not realising he had done so he continued to start walking. strangly his tounge started faling out of his mouth and landed in the mud. The taste was foul and the texture was mushy and liqidy yet strangly he was begining to feel soooo ALIVE!!!! Suddenly he jumped up and bolted fater than any human had done beofre. He chased Jefferson.... He chased jefferson till the cows came home and jumped over the moon while thier cat ercle was playing the bagpipes to a britney spears song. By night fall he had caught up to the really really fast pig. once he was in distance to catch the pig he lept and tackled jefferson down. The mud had made Juani not only energetic but very very AGRESSIVE!!!!!! and not realising so he started eating jefferson.. hacking into his pink piggy flesh and sipping up all the blood spouting out of him. After he had devoured his fat piggy wiggy he walked home.
He waled back to his old school boganish rat sack home and sat on the front porch making snorting noises. His eyes were all blood shot and Juani could not stop figiting. He turned around to find his wife staring at him in horror. All of a sudden she burst into laughter. hehe He looked like a pig. Funnier still he still had blood dripping down his chin and on his teeth. Then her face went blank. she sqatted on the ground and did pee pee all over the front porch.... then hopped off like a frog. there was something shady about their family. Nobody in their tiny town of New Pork could quite put their finger on it...... *shady
fuckers*
Reply if you like!!!!!!
DRUGED UP MUD!!!!!
All day the OLD 105 year old Juani sat there with all his disgusting unhygenic pigs. Their muddie skin and stench was enough to make anyone sick. Suddenly Jefferson the oldest but fittest pig stood up and bolted straight through the termite ridden fence of the pen and charged off towards the hill. Juani's age to him was not going to a factor and he was going to stop at nothing to get his favourite pig back where it belonged. His frail legs shook like an earthquake as he used all his energy to stand up. His motor skills were soooo slow that he didnt even react when his can crumbled under the pressure of him standing up. With no cane to hold him up he fell onto his side into the dirty DIRTY mud. Not realising he had done so he continued to start walking. strangly his tounge started faling out of his mouth and landed in the mud. The taste was foul and the texture was mushy and liqidy yet strangly he was begining to feel soooo ALIVE!!!! Suddenly he jumped up and bolted fater than any human had done beofre. He chased Jefferson.... He chased jefferson till the cows came home and jumped over the moon while thier cat ercle was playing the bagpipes to a britney spears song. By night fall he had caught up to the really really fast pig. once he was in distance to catch the pig he lept and tackled jefferson down. The mud had made Juani not only energetic but very very AGRESSIVE!!!!!! and not realising so he started eating jefferson.. hacking into his pink piggy flesh and sipping up all the blood spouting out of him. After he had devoured his fat piggy wiggy he walked home.
He waled back to his old school boganish rat sack home and sat on the front porch making snorting noises. His eyes were all blood shot and Juani could not stop figiting. He turned around to find his wife staring at him in horror. All of a sudden she burst into laughter. hehe He looked like a pig. Funnier still he still had blood dripping down his chin and on his teeth. Then her face went blank. she sqatted on the ground and did pee pee all over the front porch.... then hopped off like a frog. there was something shady about their family. Nobody in their tiny town of New Pork could quite put their finger on it...... *shady
fuckers*
Reply if you like!!!!!!