Hair
I once had a full head of hair
But Please readers, no need to despair
It grows on my toes
It grows in my nose
And my ears and back have plenty to spare!
What happens to men’s hair? One day it's on your head. The next day it's behind the bed.
I'm not bald. But everyday it seems as if my hairline goes further back. But have no fear; the hair on my neck is getting thicker.
What is the solution? Not a toupee. They fool nobody.
I know, a comb over. Isn't that the reason Donald Trump gets all the girls?
I could just shave it off. As I've stated earlier, white men look ridiculous with a shaved head. I think George Carlin said it makes them look like a six foot penis.
I used to have a beard. I originally grew it to look older. That is no longer a goal.
So I'll continue to shave my ears, watch my hairline recede, ask the barber for a shave on the back of my neck, etc... The alternatives seem ridiculous.
So I've decided to face the fact
that hair is something I lack
I could always decide
to comb from the side
and look like a total wack