The Sounds of Matzo
The Sounds of Matzo
Hello Matzo, my old friend.
You constipate me once again
Because a bread that is not rising
Sits like lead inside of me every Spring
I f I had skipped the gefilte fish and jelly thing,
The leftovers would not have to be flushed down the drain.
So none remain.
This is what happens when i eat Matzo.
I gassy cars we're
going home
The pain inside me makes me moan
Oh my God, I had another cramp
My wife says "dear you smell like a tramp."
And my new pants bow feel way too tight
i'll fart tonight
because of too much matzo.
And in the bathrooms we all sit
Ten Thousand Jews can't take a shit
We talk about our bowel movements.
we took mylanta and pepto but without improvements.
And itoniht i will sleep in another bed, so my wife 's nose can be spared.
and not impared
By the results of Matzo.
Kids, at home i'll be the first to go
But that crap inside me moves way too slow,
I had way too many matzo balls in my soup.
And may be weeks before i take a normal poop.
and from my ass will come those awful smell
That comes every spring from matzo.
Do you recall how hard we prayed?
As the bread baked without yeast inside of us just laid.
So please take this as a sign of warning.
Knowing how , it will make you in the morning .
And the Haggadah omits all mention about Matzos dipped in chocolate as well.
They taste so swell.
Next Passover we will serve only the chocolate Matzos.
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