This splurge of recent life was essentially written in two chunks, here is Part One ( Read more... )

That would be a plane full of people dying in a plane crash on a nervous flyers' course, fortunately for us, we were told exactly how unlikely that was! It's about as regular as a hippopotamus appearing in your cup of morning tea! Or in your bath! Or to be caught shagging your partner, that was the crucial thing ( Read more... )

Last night I went out to our housemate's gig at Satan's Hollow, which was all cool and good! Due to having spent plenty on the wedding (see preceding post), I came home after the bands, as I'm skint till payday on Friday, so despite drinking for 10 hours in total (watching United-QPR then Arsenal-city prior to the said all dayer), the result was ( Read more... )

I know marijuana is supposed to kill your dreams at night for like 3 months but I had 2 joints with the Firbs last night and this is what happened in my head this morn ( Read more... )

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I had a peculiar dream the other day, during which I was asleep in my house then this gang of three burglars broke in, we went downstairs to confront them and ended up chatting to them, befriending them and ultimately having a bit of a piss up with them! What does this mean ( Read more... )