Celebrity Big Brother Summer 2018 Season..!
This is possibly the Final series of Big Brother, so being the completist that I am, who will be on this incarnation of my favourite trash TV celeb-fest?!
Well, Kirstie Alley for a start, she is roped into being 'President' of the Big Brother house and she will vote for a 'Vice President' and no doubt some nomination hi-jinks will ensue after that...
Ryan Thomas from Coronation Street follows her in, he has been declared bankrupt and his VT pretty much spells out: 'I AM IN THIS FOR THE CASH, AS I SPUNKED AWAY LOADS IN THE PAST!'
They promise a famous Premier League footballer after the break and they are right, to a point... a player with a huge amount of potential, who got rich and lazy quick and threw away a potentially top notch career for a short, explosive one (Americans, think Jonny Manziel), he seems pleasant enough but a drink-driving charge presumably means that he is a dick.
Next up, Chloe Ayling. Another model in the mould of others that have appeared on BB, except that her career is based on a fake kidnapping that made her famous. There are literally some people here who would suck Satan's cock while fellating a cow to be on this show...
A guy who has had 62 operations to look like a real life Ken doll. This year is going to be a freakshow edition. He is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING. I hope he has brought in the four ribs he has had removed as a consequence, that he keeps in a jar. I can't believe I am writing this.
Some guy from TOWIE next, he got axed for shouting at his wife and apparently has cheated on her too. He resembles Andy Flintoff a bit too.
Some broad from Love Island, apparently she has been inside the guy-slag from TOWIE in her past, she says 'it is what it is' and due to that phrase, I die inside a little. Hope she doesn't win.
Another man with sexual inappropriateness in his past, former BBC presenter Hardeep Singh Kohli. Although he apparently interfered with a Researcher. he seems very smart, funny and verbose, wears a kilt with a turban and he could be a dark horse, if none of the other housemates have an ounce of wittiness. How do you pronounce your name? "Like the Bee Gees song... Har-deep is your love!" Wonderful!
Someone called Ben from 'Married at First Sight', who then cheated in a week, bottom of the barrel stuff for a celebrity, even by Big Brother standards. I have no doubt that the bookies will have him as one of the favourites to go. That was before he used the word 'cushty' - twat.
Former Emmerdale actress-cum radio host, Roxanne Pallett is next, she had some kind of car accident and was mocked online by scumbags. Proving once more that Twitter's trolls are just a swamp full of illiterate, braindead mongs of the worst variety. Likely to be among the favourites to win, as she is attractive but doesn't look like a Barbie doll and down-to-earth (i.e. swearing like a trooper.)
Sounding like Barbara Windsor but claiming psychic powers, Sally Morgan is next, she seems like a "game old bird" as she describes herself. Unlike some in there, she may have some kind of talent (I realise that this up for debate..!) She immediately predicts that someone will walk out and it will be exciting, well duh! A phobia of shower curtains all adds to the joy, one of my top walk ons so far.
Since we mentioned Twitter, some loudmouth called Natalie from 'Bad Girls Club' who gives out beef on there, Jesus. She doesn't look like a 'reality TV clone', curves and no bad plastic surgery, she might be a lot of fun!
Stockbroker fraudster (who cost many people their jobs) and curtailed Barings Bank. He was jailed for 6 years, so he will be well adapted to this! Immediately, he says that Sally should have told him about the impending banking crash. I'm curiously intrigued in this guy, and why he would choose to take this job.
Over to the public to select Kirstie's Vice-President... in 2 minutes flat!
With Ryan duly elected as the Vice President, it's more a mood of bemusement than anything. A week till the first eviction, off we go into the televisual minefield once more!
Early Odds:
2-1 - Ryan
4-1 - Roxanne
6-1 - Dan
9-1 - Gabby
10-1 - Rodrigo (Ken Doll!)
12-1 - Kirstie
14-1 - Natalie
20-1 - Chloe, Nick
25-1 - Ben, Jermaine, Hardeep
28-1 - Sally
Just 13 contestants, so a strong chance of others joining, rumours including Donald Trump baiter Stormy Daniels and comedian Barry Chuckle (in the weeks after his brother Barry's death..!)
Well, Kirstie Alley for a start, she is roped into being 'President' of the Big Brother house and she will vote for a 'Vice President' and no doubt some nomination hi-jinks will ensue after that...
Ryan Thomas from Coronation Street follows her in, he has been declared bankrupt and his VT pretty much spells out: 'I AM IN THIS FOR THE CASH, AS I SPUNKED AWAY LOADS IN THE PAST!'
They promise a famous Premier League footballer after the break and they are right, to a point... a player with a huge amount of potential, who got rich and lazy quick and threw away a potentially top notch career for a short, explosive one (Americans, think Jonny Manziel), he seems pleasant enough but a drink-driving charge presumably means that he is a dick.
Next up, Chloe Ayling. Another model in the mould of others that have appeared on BB, except that her career is based on a fake kidnapping that made her famous. There are literally some people here who would suck Satan's cock while fellating a cow to be on this show...
A guy who has had 62 operations to look like a real life Ken doll. This year is going to be a freakshow edition. He is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING. I hope he has brought in the four ribs he has had removed as a consequence, that he keeps in a jar. I can't believe I am writing this.
Some guy from TOWIE next, he got axed for shouting at his wife and apparently has cheated on her too. He resembles Andy Flintoff a bit too.
Some broad from Love Island, apparently she has been inside the guy-slag from TOWIE in her past, she says 'it is what it is' and due to that phrase, I die inside a little. Hope she doesn't win.
Another man with sexual inappropriateness in his past, former BBC presenter Hardeep Singh Kohli. Although he apparently interfered with a Researcher. he seems very smart, funny and verbose, wears a kilt with a turban and he could be a dark horse, if none of the other housemates have an ounce of wittiness. How do you pronounce your name? "Like the Bee Gees song... Har-deep is your love!" Wonderful!
Someone called Ben from 'Married at First Sight', who then cheated in a week, bottom of the barrel stuff for a celebrity, even by Big Brother standards. I have no doubt that the bookies will have him as one of the favourites to go. That was before he used the word 'cushty' - twat.
Former Emmerdale actress-cum radio host, Roxanne Pallett is next, she had some kind of car accident and was mocked online by scumbags. Proving once more that Twitter's trolls are just a swamp full of illiterate, braindead mongs of the worst variety. Likely to be among the favourites to win, as she is attractive but doesn't look like a Barbie doll and down-to-earth (i.e. swearing like a trooper.)
Sounding like Barbara Windsor but claiming psychic powers, Sally Morgan is next, she seems like a "game old bird" as she describes herself. Unlike some in there, she may have some kind of talent (I realise that this up for debate..!) She immediately predicts that someone will walk out and it will be exciting, well duh! A phobia of shower curtains all adds to the joy, one of my top walk ons so far.
Since we mentioned Twitter, some loudmouth called Natalie from 'Bad Girls Club' who gives out beef on there, Jesus. She doesn't look like a 'reality TV clone', curves and no bad plastic surgery, she might be a lot of fun!
Stockbroker fraudster (who cost many people their jobs) and curtailed Barings Bank. He was jailed for 6 years, so he will be well adapted to this! Immediately, he says that Sally should have told him about the impending banking crash. I'm curiously intrigued in this guy, and why he would choose to take this job.
Over to the public to select Kirstie's Vice-President... in 2 minutes flat!
With Ryan duly elected as the Vice President, it's more a mood of bemusement than anything. A week till the first eviction, off we go into the televisual minefield once more!
Early Odds:
2-1 - Ryan
4-1 - Roxanne
6-1 - Dan
9-1 - Gabby
10-1 - Rodrigo (Ken Doll!)
12-1 - Kirstie
14-1 - Natalie
20-1 - Chloe, Nick
25-1 - Ben, Jermaine, Hardeep
28-1 - Sally
Just 13 contestants, so a strong chance of others joining, rumours including Donald Trump baiter Stormy Daniels and comedian Barry Chuckle (in the weeks after his brother Barry's death..!)