Christmas Eve In The Tyldesley Household...
Why do takeaway pizzas have to leave you through the nearest possible exit? 3 poos today already! 3!!
My sister is back and has already filled the house with her clutter! It is lucky she was out earlier when my Dad brought back the Christmas meat which consisted of a turkey, a massive pork joint, bacon, sausages, mince, two steaks and stuffing. What the hell half of those have to do with Christmas I don't know!
So I reckon I have enough money to last the festivities having scraped together enough this week from the one and two third days I have worked and the 3 days paid holiday I get the week after. Of course it will help when Vausey, Paul and Kezza pay me for New Year's Eve 42's tickets but hey! It also helps that the going out with Joe on Thursday plan fell through, fun and unpredictable and occasionally dangerous though nights out with him are, they are also damned expensive!
It has been a good week though, Monday night in reminiscing with Liz and Taz (see Lillipilli's journal for more on that), we actually won 4-2 at football though some cunt decided to stamp on my knees rendering them still purple now FOUR days later.
Had a cool Swinton pub crawl, Rob marvelled at how lucky I was that the fantastically titted barmaid was in my year at school so I was able to have a friendly conversation with her for a few minutes. Followed by the revelation that he is a breast kind of guy, anyone who has met his girlfriend Kate could tell that is obvious! Hehe!
Danny's birthday 'do' in the Crescent was good fun, glad to see he enjoyed the half Christmas/half birthday wrapping paper and the gameshow card. I didn't expect his Nikki to be there when I gave him condoms, doh! I hear the other Nikki was being as adult as ever not going as certain people would be there! Oh aye,sorry Danny if I was being arsey about taxis, generally being last out or last out with Vausey you do tend to get buttfucked for taxi money! Sorry!
My sister is back and has already filled the house with her clutter! It is lucky she was out earlier when my Dad brought back the Christmas meat which consisted of a turkey, a massive pork joint, bacon, sausages, mince, two steaks and stuffing. What the hell half of those have to do with Christmas I don't know!
So I reckon I have enough money to last the festivities having scraped together enough this week from the one and two third days I have worked and the 3 days paid holiday I get the week after. Of course it will help when Vausey, Paul and Kezza pay me for New Year's Eve 42's tickets but hey! It also helps that the going out with Joe on Thursday plan fell through, fun and unpredictable and occasionally dangerous though nights out with him are, they are also damned expensive!
It has been a good week though, Monday night in reminiscing with Liz and Taz (see Lillipilli's journal for more on that), we actually won 4-2 at football though some cunt decided to stamp on my knees rendering them still purple now FOUR days later.
Had a cool Swinton pub crawl, Rob marvelled at how lucky I was that the fantastically titted barmaid was in my year at school so I was able to have a friendly conversation with her for a few minutes. Followed by the revelation that he is a breast kind of guy, anyone who has met his girlfriend Kate could tell that is obvious! Hehe!
Danny's birthday 'do' in the Crescent was good fun, glad to see he enjoyed the half Christmas/half birthday wrapping paper and the gameshow card. I didn't expect his Nikki to be there when I gave him condoms, doh! I hear the other Nikki was being as adult as ever not going as certain people would be there! Oh aye,sorry Danny if I was being arsey about taxis, generally being last out or last out with Vausey you do tend to get buttfucked for taxi money! Sorry!