I admire you. You have a nice John Thomas. You make me chub up. You should peel the eel. Someday I will wax the tadpole. You + me = Fists of Fury. If I saw you now I'd beat your dummy. I want to bugger you. I would build a fountain of duck butter just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be My Ding-A-Ling. We could make a two-headed monster under the stars.
Love, Harden Thicke
P.S. - Under the spreading chestnut tree The village blacksmith sat Amusing himself By abusing himself And coming off in his hat. --Peter Wadsworth Longfellow
I like you. You have a nice sense of humor. You make me chuckle. You should visit me. Someday I will talk you into it. You + me = danger. If I saw you now I'd give you a hug. I want to bite you. I would build a batch of cookies just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be that one song from Desperado so I can impress you with my Spanish. We could talk under the stars.
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I admire you. You have a nice John Thomas. You make me chub up. You should peel the eel. Someday I will wax the tadpole. You + me = Fists of Fury. If I saw you now I'd beat your dummy. I want to bugger you. I would build a fountain of duck butter just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be My Ding-A-Ling. We could make a two-headed monster under the stars.
Love,
Harden Thicke
P.S. -
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village blacksmith sat
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And coming off in his hat.
--Peter Wadsworth Longfellow
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I like you. You have a nice sense of humor. You make me chuckle. You should visit me. Someday I will talk you into it. You + me = danger. If I saw you now I'd give you a hug. I want to bite you. I would build a batch of cookies just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be that one song from Desperado so I can impress you with my Spanish. We could talk under the stars.
Love,
Biyay
(P.S. I'm hungry. Just had to share that.)
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