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Cap'n Elly. Arrrrrrr. Fill it out, motha fucka!
Dear Mr. Jeff,
I ________ you. You have a nice __________. You make me __________. You should __________. Someday I will _________. You + me = ___________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
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(P.S. ______________.)