You know I really should use this thing, all this crazy shit happens to me all the time and I never write any of it down. What if I want to write a book one day what am I going to do then, pull it out my ass
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Seriously. A bruise on the back, or brains and blood spattered all over the street? You did the right thing, Jeff, no matter how ungrateful that woman was. And a lot of people wouldn't have done it - either wouldn't have done anything or wouldn't have been able to think fast enough to realize that a) they couldn't make it in time and b) if you cause a kid pain they're going to stop and cry so c) hitting the kid with something will make them not run out in front of certain death. I'm impressed.
Quick thinking Jeff. What a bitch. You send the order of street pizza back to the kitchen and get slapped in the face for risking your own life to save her kid. Damn, some people. Im surprised she didn't use a tazer on you.
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Jeff, that was some really good thinking, honestly. God. What a fucking bitch! *shakes head* I can't believe it!
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Seriously. A bruise on the back, or brains and blood spattered all over the street? You did the right thing, Jeff, no matter how ungrateful that woman was. And a lot of people wouldn't have done it - either wouldn't have done anything or wouldn't have been able to think fast enough to realize that a) they couldn't make it in time and b) if you cause a kid pain they're going to stop and cry so c) hitting the kid with something will make them not run out in front of certain death. I'm impressed.
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