Well, we're big clown hoaxers;
We got loads of coaxers
And they freak everywhere we go:
They freak about noses and they freak about clothes
And they freak when we simply don't show.
We're takin' all kinds of risks
To get arrested and frisked,
But the risk we'll never know
Is the risk that they'll hail us
'Stead of screaming to jail us
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Hey, country music fans, find yourself an overripe banana (or in Sarah Hoyt's universe, a ten-pound carp) and get your swingin' arm ready. I used to write a lot of filk songs but got out of the habit twenty or thirty years ago. Well...guess what?

Just in case you're not familiar with the original, it's on YouTube.

I Should've Been a Jedi

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• In order to adfertote plus catuli, you had better facite plus catuli first. A number of very sharp people I know are working on this. Their feckless critics will doubtless help.
• September 12 was the annual peak in hurricane activity. Alas, there were no tropical depressions, tropical storms, or hurricanes anywhere on Earth. And as best I ( Read more... )