I'm going to be blunt here.
What the fuck was that?
No seriously. Cause that crap that was on my tv was NOT my One Tree Hill.
It wasn't even about the lack of Breyton, which is at least two episodes now. I think this was the only season premiere we didn't have scenes with them together. Blah. It was just total ridiculousness in general. Skills and Deb is played for comedy, but dear lord, it's just weird, not funny. The Leyton fairytale was making me gag on the sap. I don't hate them together, but it was just over the top. And the Misery rip off with Hot Nanny and Dan was just downright weird. And kinda boring. And no one is allowed to make Sophia Bush look as horrible as she did in the previews. I mean I read the spoilers, but god, it was horrible! Mark has this really creepy knack for beating his female cast members up.
As for Gossip Girl, it started out rally well. Waldsen to be had, cheek kiss included. And then Serena turned into Pod!Vanderwoodsen when Dan showed up. And really, what the hell was up with her grandmother. Bitch needs to get her bite back. The douche that is Dan Humphrey totally killed the last half hour of the episode for me. I mean really, fireworks? FUCKING FIREWORKS? God.