The definitive handbook to being Andy's gf... :p

May 09, 2005 01:42

Stolen from Margie - thank you! :D

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance (in bed).

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored (in bed).

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring (in bed).

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic (in bed).

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets (in bed).

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment (in bed).

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred (in bed).

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted (in bed).

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

For the record...
*Items #5-8 are 100% true.
*#1 is part true... good manners are nice to have SOME of the time. But when you're comfortable enough around your loved one to fart/burp in front of her, THAT'S when you know it's love. :p
*#2, hmm... I think it's nice when you find someone with whom you won't be bored no matter what you're doing. Granted, of course we wouldn't just watch TV all the time anyway. ^_^
*#3... Stylish? "Hey babe, check out my Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts. Sexy, eh?" lol. I guess you could say my sweetness is alluring... that and my singing. ;)
*4 is 2/3 true... I wouldn't dump someone for being sarcastic, if she's just being funny about it and not malicious.
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