Attention!
Attention!!
Jodi's body here, we would like to make our objection known to the process known as 'being awake'. After many hours in support of 'being asleep' we feel the strategies and proposals put forward by this 'being awake' policy totally controvene the freedom of sleep act 1981 subsection 8.
Please note: in light of this, the body has decided it has no other option but to go on strike, implementing it's right to sleep whenever it deems necessary. Unfortunately, the brain is not in agreement with this policy and therefore will continue to work under the new management's rules.
Thank you for your attention
Yours,
Jodi's body x