Seriously? This is why when I was in Oz, I had a whole WHOLE discussion with then said boss about how I was totally not going to PNG on TDY. Nope, no way, no how. Send anyone else but me. This?? Just cements that this is not a country I need to be going to, though the story cracks me up.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Naked_banana_sex_cult_leader_flees_police&in_article_id=738730&in_page_id=2