dear alyssa,

[je_craque]

please stop being an asshole to the only person that actually matters in your life right now. all you need to do is get your shit turned in and pay the fucking fee and you're free to teach somewhere far, far away in your own fucking classroom and help yet another boyfriend through college only to ultimately be abandoned when he realizes he could do much better for himself (there i go again). also, would it kill you to wear some fucking makeup once in a while? you look like hell.

warmest regards,
alyssa