Because this is THE funniest thing ever. EVER. I bow to Mr. Paravonian on behalf of gigging cellists all over the world.

On Saturday, the third of August, at well after the stated time of 2:00 PM, Ann Jones and Bob Smith were married at Our Lady of Sorry Acoustics. The delay was attributed to the late arrival of an aunt of the bride and was deftly covered by organist Reginald Laudfuss (now celebrating his seventh month at the church) who improvised on an original ( Read more... )

From my friend Angie:

The Mozart EffectA new report now says that the Mozart effect is a fraud. For you hip urban ( Read more... )

- Under same management for over 5763 years ( Read more... )

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The mail tends to come bundled together - letters inside catalogues, postcards inside ad flyers. But today's combo made me laugh: the Smithsonian's 2002 calendar, attached by rubber band to a packet from "Always" that includes information on menopause.