Kuwata Keisuke - Yoshiko-san (Lyrics/Romaji/Translation)
So this isn't JE, but I found this song hilarious. For some context, Kuwata Keisuke has been around for quite a while, and is iconic in J-Pop (also being the frontman for Southern All Stars).
R&Bって何だよ、お兄ちゃん(Dear Friend)?
HIPHOPっての教(おせ)えてよ もう一度(Refrain)
オッサンそういうの疎いのよ 妙に
サタデー・ナイトはディスコでフィーバー
R&B tte nandayo dear friend?
HIPHOP tte no oseeteyo refrain
ossan sou iu no utoinoyo myou ni
saturday night wa disco de fever
Hey brother, what is R&B?
Please teach me about hip hop again.
This old man's out of the loop, strangely
On saturday nights it's disco fever!
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
EDMたぁ何だよ、親友(Dear Friend)?
"いざ"言う時は勃たないヤツかい?
"サブスクリブション"まるで分かんねぇ
"ナガオカ針"しか記憶にねぇよ
EDM taa nandayo dear friend?
Iza iu toki wa tatanai yatsu kai?
Sabusukuribushon marude wakan nee
Nagaokahari shika kioku ni nee yo
My good friend, what is EDM?
When you say "now", is that referring to those people that can't get it up?
What is a "subscription"?
I only remember Nagaoka record needles
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
可愛い姐ちゃんに惚れちゃったんだよ
ヨシ子さん 好きさ
「くよくよするな」ってディランが歌ってた
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
Kawaii ane-chan ni horechattan dayo
Yoshiko-san suki sa
Yoku yoku suruna tte Dylan ga utatteta
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
I fell in love with a cute girl
Yoshiko-san I love you
"Don't brood over her" I thought, as I started to sing Dylan songs
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
R&Bって何だよ、お兄ちゃん(Dear Friend)?
HIPHOPっての教(おせ)えてよ もう一度(Refrain)
オッサンそういうの疎いのよ 妙に
サタデー・ナイトはディスコでフィーバー
R&B tte nandayo dear friend?
HIPHOP tte no oseeteyo refrain
ossan sou iu no utoinoyo myou ni
saturday night wa disco de fever
Hey brother, what is R&B?
Please teach me about hip hop again.
This old man's out of the loop, strangely
On saturday nights it's disco fever!
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン（チキドン）
チキドン
エロ本（エロ本）
エロ本（エロ本）
エロ本
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
Erobon (erobon)
Erobon (erobon)
Erobon
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon (chikidon)
Chikidon
Erobon (erobon)
Erobon (erobon)
Erobon
イイ歳こいて捨てられたんだよ
ヨシ子さん ノー・リターン
「ブラックスター」でボウイさんが別れを告げた
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
Ii toshi koite suteraretandayo
Yoshiko-san no return
Black star de Bowie-san ga wakare wo tsugeta
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
As time went by, I got dumped
There's no returning to Yoshiko-san
I said goodbye to Bowie with "Black Star"
Everybody say, Ah...ah...ah...ah
真夏の太陽 スゲェHigh!!
最近はエロが足りねぇWhy?
笑ってもっとベイビーSmile!!
ニッポンの男達(メンズ)よ ヤッちゃえ ほい
Manatsu no taiyou sugee high!!
Saikin wa ero ga tarinee why?
Waratte motto baby smile!!
Nippon no menzu yo yacchae hoi
The mid-summer sun's amazing!
But recently there isn't enough eroticism around, why?
Smile, smile more, baby!
Hey men of Japan, do it!
フンガ フンガ フンガ (Hey)
フンガ フンガ フンガ
フンガ フンガ 上鴨そば(Hey)
フンガ フンガ 上鴨そば
Hunga funga funga (hey)
Hunga hunga funga
Hunga hunga joukame soba (hey)
Funga funga joukame soba
Hunga funga funga (hey)
Hunga hunga funga
Hunga hunga high-grade duck soba (hey)
Funga funga high-grade duck soba
(Nan nan nan nan...)
真夏の太陽 スゲェHigh!!
情熱の恋に燃えて 礼（らい）!!
青春はお洒落でスゲェHigh!!
ニッポンの男達(メンズ)よ Are you happy?
Manatsu no taiyou sugee high!!
Jounetsu no koi ni moete rai!!
Seishun wa oshare de sugee high!!
Nippon no menzu yo are you happy?
The mid-summer sun's amazing!
The passion of love is burning!
That youth is fashionable is great!
Hey men of Japan, are you happy?
Notes:
(1) チキドン (chikidon) is probably a shortening of チキン丼 (chicken donburi).
(2) Subscription - likely referring to music streaming services
(3) Nagoka hari - likely referring to a company called Nagaoka that makes needles for record players.
(4) Dylan - likely referring to Bob Dylan
(5) Erobon - erotic books
(6) Joukame soba - this isn't a typical menu item, but seems to be a higher-quality version of regular duck soba.