May 30, 2003 09:44
Hello all! Been sitting here listening to music and ended up writing my own lyrics to American Life. Hope you enjoy.
American Life (The Josh mix)
Do I have to change my name?
Will I get very far?
Will I lose this weight?
Will I pay off my car?
I tried to be a boy
I tried to do a girl
I tried to be the best
Never settled for less
I guess I did it wrong
Thats why I spoofed this song
This type of modern life isnt for me
This type of modern life isnt for free
So I went into a bar
Looking for empathy
A litte company
All I wanted was a friend
Its more easily said
The guys are all the same
This type of modern life is it for me?
This type of modern life isnt for free.
American Life
Im trying to live out my dream
You are the best thing Ive seen
I know this must be a dream
I tried to give good head
I've tried to be a top
I tried to play the part
But somehow I forgot
Just who I did it for
that they always wanted more
This type of modern life isnt for me
This type of modern life isnt for free
Do I have to change my name?
Will I get very far?
Will I lose this weight?
Will I pay off my car?
American Life
I'm trying to live out my dream
You are the best thing I've seen
I know this must be a dream
American Life
American Life
I tried to be a boy
I tried to do a girl
I tried to be the best
Never settled for less
Tried to find a friend
Tried to give good head
Tried to be a top
Fuck it!
Do I have to change my name?
Will I get very far?
Will I lose this weight?
Will I pay off my car?
Oh....Fuck it
Oh....Fuck it
Oh....Fuck it
Oh....Fuck it
Im sick of all the naughty
They try to give me a shotty
I wont let them touch my body
And you know they are unsatisfied
I drive my crazy fluffer
You know life gets tougher
I want to get much buffer
Then I know Ill be satisfied
I do Yoga and Pilates
The room is full of hippies
Im avoiding the sweaty naughties
And you know Im horrified
Im diggin on the isotope
This metaphysic shit gives me hope
And all this is better than dope
And you know Im satisfied
I have a kitty
and a boyfriend
And a fishy
but no chef
I'm not a nanny
but I need an assistant
or a driver and a jet
I need a trainer.
Without a butler
I think I can survive;
I work harder
To be in style
Do you think Im satisfied?
I would like to express my extreme point of view
Im not a faggot
but Im not a brute
Im just living out all my dreams
And I just realized that nothing its what it seems.