Holy fuckstick, I'm back on LJ. Glancing down, I notice that it's been more than two years since my last post, in which I apparently threw a pissy little bitch-fit in a less than dignified manner. I stare aghast at my actions now, as I adjust my top hat and monocle, and mutter things like "Why, I never," even though I totally did.

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