ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?

[jazzydramaqueen]

I should know better than to pick up the telephone at 3 in the afternoon. Noone ever calls me at 3 in the afternoon, except for my boss when i've done something wrong and stupid. So i had to go back into work, to 'fix' things that i had screwed up, that cannot really be fixed, but i have to come in anyway, so they can make an example of me, and so

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Dizang

[brisef]

You know, I've heard from several reliable sources that women don't reach their sexual peak until around age 30. Yea, that puts us pretty far off from the damn peak. So I think that warrants a little faking. Because honestly, what guy is going to feel at all satisfied with sex if the girl is just like 'Uh, way to go. You're a great shot.' Actually I take that back, there are probably some guys who would like that. But you catch my drift. Anyway, who gives a shit? Maybe some people like faking it.

In other news, I just caught myself up on your livejournal. And that entry about other people's entries being depressing and whiny? Yea, that's me. I've been in a very bitchy, whiny mood the past couple weeks...I think I'm over it though. It was mostly brought on by my sort of self imposed solitude. That situation has since been rectified. So yea...in case you wanted to know. Heh.

I also decided this is going to be the longest comment of the YEAR. So here's some more interesting facts from the life of Brianna Caldwell. I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to come visit you. You have no idea how much I've been thinking about you lately, it's insane. Everything reminds me of you. BUT. You remember that kind of shitty Saab I half own? Well, it's gotten much shittier since I saw you over spring break. I know what you're thinking...how could it GET any shittier? Well...it squeals non stop now, the doorlatch on the drivers side is STILL broken, the trunk latch just broke a couple of weeks ago, so my trunk is now BUNGEE CORDED shut and every time I go over the teeniest bump it bounces up and down....and oh yea, the heat won't turn off. So, I've been rather vehicle-les. But I've talked my Mom into lending me the ASTRO VAN (hot, I know) for a weekend so I can come!!!!!! I can't wait to see your new apartment. We'll work out the details soon.

I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, how's that for long winded.

Re: Dizang

[mikey451]

"uh way to go" is much better than knowing when they're faking. you lose your will to continue.

Re: Dizang

[jazzydramaqueen]

Oooh, so THAT'S what happened! j/k, j/k, J/K!
But I agree with Bri in that really, who gives a shit?

But seriously, way to go.

p.s. i love you.

Re: the amount of grief surrounding dizang

[funnybrickjoel]

Look people, let it go! All of you sleeping with brittany raise your hands. Not so fast everybody whining about the reality of brittany's orgasims! So, live and let die your hang-ups all you doom-sayers, and let brit moan as she please.

I fake all my orgasims, and I love it. So far, I haven't heard any complaints. Hell, I even one time met a girl who saught me out soley because she heard from a friend that I do fake. So, suck on that, then suck on it some more.

with some sexual harassment on top,
Joel

Re: Dizang

[brisef]

I think Freud would have great fun giving you some psycho sexual analysis.