Survey stolen from 006...
While the real update is over here, I just can't resist a survey coming from Double-Oh-Six. So, without further ado!
Do you put candy canes on your Christmas tree?
I don't think I have ever done this, actually.
Have you ever written/drawn/painted random stuff on your bedroom wall?
No, actually. We moved too often, so I had to have easily removable stuff to be able to move again and not damage the walls.
What do you currently hear?
Timbaland ft. Drake - "Say Something"
Do you get snow where you live?
Actually, we just got some yesterday. It's pretty when you don't have to go anywhere, but a pain when nobody does anything in the county. There was one day where I didn't see asphalt until the city, and showed up a half hour late!
What's your favorite flavor of Doritos?
I guess Nacho Cheese, but I can get down with some Cool Ranch.
Do you prefer to listen to songs with meaningful lyrics?
Occasionally. But lately I'm listening to fluffy boom boom stuff.
What's one language you wish you could speak?
I wish I could speak Spanish fluently so I wouldn't struggle so much.
When was the last time you went swimming?
I think up in Allentown over the summer?
What's your favorite movie genre?
Vampires? So not necessarily horror, but vampires are a must. And I'll always love some psychological thrillers. It's fun to diagnose!
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
Probably Hustla, but not in a lovey-dovey way. Heh.
Do you have any clothing with animal print on it?
Oh yeah. I'm from Florida; I can rock the leopard print.
Do you like bagels?
Plain or everything.
Do you ever worry about what the world will be like when you have kids?
Occasionally. I see how much it's changed from my parents' times and wonder if/when I have kids, what it will be like then. Momma, who was brought up on Free Love, actually said to me once, "I don't understand how you young people have sex. I think if I were to do it now, I would wear a Haz Mat suit." Sometimes, I think she's right!
When was the last time you climbed a tree?
Oh dear. I want to say when I was doing that apple festival up in New York, but I know I was probably thrown up in a tree somewhere since then.
Has anything eventful happened today?
I went to lunch with a coworker, then went to a different coworker's house to play Wii? Whoa, eventful, slow the fuck down, damn.
Have you ever seen a hippo in person?
Yup.
What's the relationship between you and the last person you talked to?
Really good actually. I'm really enjoying developing the friendship between me and Mimosa.
What was the last compliment you received?
That I was looking more "polished" and Mimosa didn't know if she could be friends with me. Then she said we could have sex if I kept on my heels. I- didn't know how to respond to that, ha.
What was the last thing that made you mad/upset?
Probably work on Tuesday. It's just getting too much, and I was trying to implement negative coping skills. I had some damned good friends talk me down, though. Thank you.
What's something you do too much?
Smoke and probably talk, but I find myself funny, so nyah!
Do you currently have any bruises?
I- don't think so? I haven't done a full investigation though. I do know I don't bruise easily, so probably not.
Do you have a hard time remembering stuff?
I remember the most mundane things. It depends on what it is and if I'll find it relevant in the future.
Do you like the band A Skylit Drive?
I have no idea wtf that is.
Are you any good at HTML?
I know html and CSS from LJ, but otherwise, that's my expanse of knowledge.
What's stopping you from going after what you want?
Depends on what I want, really. I'm pretty satiated now after I made peace with some things.
When you were younger, what was your dream job?
I have no idea. I think for awhile I wanted Momma's job, then I wanted to be a chemist, and now I'm in psychology. I think this one will stick though.
How often do you have nightmares?
I doubt I have nightmares, but my premonitions are starting to get annoying. I'm tired of my brain working out shit. Hopefully, it'll settle back down soon.
Have you ever had a re-occurring dream/nightmare?
I probably have, particularly when I was being haunted. (Anybody remember Abigail???) But otherwise, not really.
When was the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
I think we should define "wrong." And I could say the beginning of the month, but whatev.
Do you ever sleep with a stuffed animal?
Mr. Bear still owns his side of the bed.
What was the last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Song, Timbaland ft. Drake - "Say Something"
Do you have a digital camera?
I think I have a couple around here, but none work/don't have cords/batteries.
Honestly, are you spoiled?
No, despite my upbringing. I worked like a dog for everything I ever got, and still work to this day.
Do you ever cry just to get your way?
I hardly cry when I don't get my way. Actually, due to empathy, my clients can squeeze out a tear or two and I need to leave my desk.
Who's someone you want to see right now?
Ummmmm. Santa? I'd have to say either Trips or SweetPea.
Have you ever been to any professional sports games?
Yep. A couple soccer, some football, some baseball.
What's the most boring sport to watch?
Golf, hands down.
Do you like lip rings on the opposite sex?
Not particularly on either sex. I don't need that getting hooked into things, kthnx.
What color are your eyes?
Blue typically. Though they change.
Do you have good or bad vision?
Bad, BAD vision. I'm as blind as a bat.
Are you a vegetarian?
Hells no, though I was for a period of 40 days a couple years ago. Made myself SICK eating steak, Dew, and a Cadbury egg, but it was AMAZING on Easter morning.
Have you ever been stung by anything?
A bee in second grade. And probably other things since, but I distinctly remember that shit.
Do you snort when you laugh?
Yeah. But only when I'm approaching "Gerbil Frequency." It's been said I sound like an old Chevy starting up.
Is there anyone's laugh that makes you laugh when you hear it?
Probably Hunny, since we laugh similarly. And when Da-ee giggles. It's HILARIOUS.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot when you weren't supposed to?
No? I know when I have, I'd had the placard with me.
What was the last thing you watched on the television?
The Suze Orman Show. It wasn't my proudest moment.
Have you ever had someone threaten you?
Yes. And it didn't end well for them. (I work in psych, remember???)
When was the last time you received flowers from someone?
I have no clue. I remember getting flowers from Carrie when I lived in Apartment Six, but I think that was the last time. I'm not a give-girl-flowers type of girl.
Is there something you want to say to someone, but don't have the nerve?
Not anymore.
If you suddenly went deaf, what would be your most missed sound?
Momma's laugh.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla, ironically.
Have you ever been to a different country?
Mexico in 2005. Travel outside the US and you will appreciate the US, man.
Do you laugh when someone falls down?
I'm usually the one falling down, but yes, I've been known to laugh, then help them up.
What was the last thing you were confused about?
Work shit, and how people are convinced they're giving proper quality of care.
Who's your favorite band?
I don't have one, really.
Are you paranoid?
Yes. And often. Always keeps me on my toes.
Do you enjoy listening to 80's music?
If I'm in the mood for it. My name is Jess; you think I don't get a hoot out of "Jessie's Girl"?
What was the last movie you saw in the theaters?
Daybreakers with Bluejay.
When you tell someone you'll call them back, do you usually forget to?
No. I can have a friendship fail from here to there, though. I'll own that.
What was the last thing you ate?
French fries? Probably when I was at Double T. OMG THERE'S A CRABCAKE IN MY FRIDGE, nomnomnom.
Do you put candy canes on your Christmas tree?
I don't think I have ever done this, actually.
Have you ever written/drawn/painted random stuff on your bedroom wall?
No, actually. We moved too often, so I had to have easily removable stuff to be able to move again and not damage the walls.
What do you currently hear?
Timbaland ft. Drake - "Say Something"
Do you get snow where you live?
Actually, we just got some yesterday. It's pretty when you don't have to go anywhere, but a pain when nobody does anything in the county. There was one day where I didn't see asphalt until the city, and showed up a half hour late!
What's your favorite flavor of Doritos?
I guess Nacho Cheese, but I can get down with some Cool Ranch.
Do you prefer to listen to songs with meaningful lyrics?
Occasionally. But lately I'm listening to fluffy boom boom stuff.
What's one language you wish you could speak?
I wish I could speak Spanish fluently so I wouldn't struggle so much.
When was the last time you went swimming?
I think up in Allentown over the summer?
What's your favorite movie genre?
Vampires? So not necessarily horror, but vampires are a must. And I'll always love some psychological thrillers. It's fun to diagnose!
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
Probably Hustla, but not in a lovey-dovey way. Heh.
Do you have any clothing with animal print on it?
Oh yeah. I'm from Florida; I can rock the leopard print.
Do you like bagels?
Plain or everything.
Do you ever worry about what the world will be like when you have kids?
Occasionally. I see how much it's changed from my parents' times and wonder if/when I have kids, what it will be like then. Momma, who was brought up on Free Love, actually said to me once, "I don't understand how you young people have sex. I think if I were to do it now, I would wear a Haz Mat suit." Sometimes, I think she's right!
When was the last time you climbed a tree?
Oh dear. I want to say when I was doing that apple festival up in New York, but I know I was probably thrown up in a tree somewhere since then.
Has anything eventful happened today?
I went to lunch with a coworker, then went to a different coworker's house to play Wii? Whoa, eventful, slow the fuck down, damn.
Have you ever seen a hippo in person?
Yup.
What's the relationship between you and the last person you talked to?
Really good actually. I'm really enjoying developing the friendship between me and Mimosa.
What was the last compliment you received?
That I was looking more "polished" and Mimosa didn't know if she could be friends with me. Then she said we could have sex if I kept on my heels. I- didn't know how to respond to that, ha.
What was the last thing that made you mad/upset?
Probably work on Tuesday. It's just getting too much, and I was trying to implement negative coping skills. I had some damned good friends talk me down, though. Thank you.
What's something you do too much?
Smoke and probably talk, but I find myself funny, so nyah!
Do you currently have any bruises?
I- don't think so? I haven't done a full investigation though. I do know I don't bruise easily, so probably not.
Do you have a hard time remembering stuff?
I remember the most mundane things. It depends on what it is and if I'll find it relevant in the future.
Do you like the band A Skylit Drive?
I have no idea wtf that is.
Are you any good at HTML?
I know html and CSS from LJ, but otherwise, that's my expanse of knowledge.
What's stopping you from going after what you want?
Depends on what I want, really. I'm pretty satiated now after I made peace with some things.
When you were younger, what was your dream job?
I have no idea. I think for awhile I wanted Momma's job, then I wanted to be a chemist, and now I'm in psychology. I think this one will stick though.
How often do you have nightmares?
I doubt I have nightmares, but my premonitions are starting to get annoying. I'm tired of my brain working out shit. Hopefully, it'll settle back down soon.
Have you ever had a re-occurring dream/nightmare?
I probably have, particularly when I was being haunted. (Anybody remember Abigail???) But otherwise, not really.
When was the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
I think we should define "wrong." And I could say the beginning of the month, but whatev.
Do you ever sleep with a stuffed animal?
Mr. Bear still owns his side of the bed.
What was the last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Song, Timbaland ft. Drake - "Say Something"
Do you have a digital camera?
I think I have a couple around here, but none work/don't have cords/batteries.
Honestly, are you spoiled?
No, despite my upbringing. I worked like a dog for everything I ever got, and still work to this day.
Do you ever cry just to get your way?
I hardly cry when I don't get my way. Actually, due to empathy, my clients can squeeze out a tear or two and I need to leave my desk.
Who's someone you want to see right now?
Ummmmm. Santa? I'd have to say either Trips or SweetPea.
Have you ever been to any professional sports games?
Yep. A couple soccer, some football, some baseball.
What's the most boring sport to watch?
Golf, hands down.
Do you like lip rings on the opposite sex?
Not particularly on either sex. I don't need that getting hooked into things, kthnx.
What color are your eyes?
Blue typically. Though they change.
Do you have good or bad vision?
Bad, BAD vision. I'm as blind as a bat.
Are you a vegetarian?
Hells no, though I was for a period of 40 days a couple years ago. Made myself SICK eating steak, Dew, and a Cadbury egg, but it was AMAZING on Easter morning.
Have you ever been stung by anything?
A bee in second grade. And probably other things since, but I distinctly remember that shit.
Do you snort when you laugh?
Yeah. But only when I'm approaching "Gerbil Frequency." It's been said I sound like an old Chevy starting up.
Is there anyone's laugh that makes you laugh when you hear it?
Probably Hunny, since we laugh similarly. And when Da-ee giggles. It's HILARIOUS.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot when you weren't supposed to?
No? I know when I have, I'd had the placard with me.
What was the last thing you watched on the television?
The Suze Orman Show. It wasn't my proudest moment.
Have you ever had someone threaten you?
Yes. And it didn't end well for them. (I work in psych, remember???)
When was the last time you received flowers from someone?
I have no clue. I remember getting flowers from Carrie when I lived in Apartment Six, but I think that was the last time. I'm not a give-girl-flowers type of girl.
Is there something you want to say to someone, but don't have the nerve?
Not anymore.
If you suddenly went deaf, what would be your most missed sound?
Momma's laugh.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla, ironically.
Have you ever been to a different country?
Mexico in 2005. Travel outside the US and you will appreciate the US, man.
Do you laugh when someone falls down?
I'm usually the one falling down, but yes, I've been known to laugh, then help them up.
What was the last thing you were confused about?
Work shit, and how people are convinced they're giving proper quality of care.
Who's your favorite band?
I don't have one, really.
Are you paranoid?
Yes. And often. Always keeps me on my toes.
Do you enjoy listening to 80's music?
If I'm in the mood for it. My name is Jess; you think I don't get a hoot out of "Jessie's Girl"?
What was the last movie you saw in the theaters?
Daybreakers with Bluejay.
When you tell someone you'll call them back, do you usually forget to?
No. I can have a friendship fail from here to there, though. I'll own that.
What was the last thing you ate?
French fries? Probably when I was at Double T. OMG THERE'S A CRABCAKE IN MY FRIDGE, nomnomnom.