The Return of the...Bocephus?

Jun 18, 2006 21:28

i'm back. ho hum. it wasn't no beach, but it was a week out of the house, and i guess it was a good week to be gone from what i hear.

well, had a great time at city stages (excluding the last three hours in which we were trying to get home). got to see some sort of zydeco/cajun group. don't remember the name besides that it was something crazy and french sounding, hence the cajun race. i also got to see eliot morris, who is awesome. got to see tommy emmanuel, who is one of the most amazing guitarists i've ever seen. i also got to see a little bit of los lonely boys and topped the night off with the one and only hank williams jr. i'm not a big fan, but all i cared about was his drunken antics and his insults directed towards kenny chesney and toby keith. that made me happy. had a good time with the cleezy and cornbread. the other four were too caught up with each other to be able to enjoy the time with them.

well, hopefully i'll have a good time tomorrow. that is, if it hasn't been seen already, haha. j/k.

and now, for a revival of, that's right, you got it, SOMETHINGAWFUL QUOTES!

"and really, why do people bother noticing details like 'actually, the bernelli custom sideshank nutbolt inversion capacitor should eject the shell casing during reload' while the plot of the movie involves a werewolf cop on a vigilante mission against the space aliens that murdered his wife? it's like saying 'those aren't realistic looking jews the japanese are putting in the ovens.'"

"being from alabama, i just want to thank mississippi for existing."

"one time i went into a stupid dougnut shop to take a pee pee. they had a sign that said PLEASE 'FLUSH TOILET' BEFORE LEAVING. flush toilet was in quotes, so i assumed it was code for something. so i 'pissed in the sink.'"

"i mean, finding a cure for cancer is good and all, but i also like to keep up my system performance."

"i think they've banned winnie the pooh at time in public schools"
re:"yeah, but that was the pooh for the 70's where he molested christopher robin and had a pretty severe cocaine addiction."

alright. that's all for now.
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