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Er, hello? Is there someone there? …Listen, Mr. Kidnapper, if you’re hearing this, whatever you’re trying to do, it’s not gonna work. When Howard Moon goes missing, things happen. People are up in arms. And it’s not just the mobs you’ll have to deal with, oh no. There’s me. Yeah, you just show your face, and I’ll come at you like a feral cat, like an ocelot. [He makes a garbled noise that is presumably supposed to be a cat.] Bet you’re regretting not tying me down now, eh? Yeah, bring it! Come on! I dare you!
[There’s a long pause.]
…Or uh, if I just wandered into the wrong house last night, sorry. I’ll be going now.
[There’s a long pause.]
…Or uh, if I just wandered into the wrong house last night, sorry. I’ll be going now.