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Those are my two favorite of all the ones I took when I was really bored. There was this one I thought was hilarious, something about who on my LiveJournal wants to have sex with me, etc., and though it did involve Erika handcuffing me (sexy) it also involved me and Alex... So. Yeah. (and i'm INNOCENT LOOKING! how's that???)
Err, nothing much to relate in the past days because I don't like filling people in on the total boring details of my life . . .but I found a new credo to live by: 'Knowledge is power.'
Hmm, I haven't bashed USC, UCLA, or Amherst in a while. Here goes nothing: Hey UCLA, did you really have to have a female bear mascot? Are you saying a single guy bear from UCLA can't get a date so he has to make his own partner?
Hey Amherst! *pause* Hey Amherst! *pause* (someone comes in from the side and whispers something) Oh, I see. Sorry folks. Amherst has now officially been cut off from humanity when someone accidentally cut the only phone line.
Hey USC! How does it feel to know that you're worse than Cal at basketball???
Aaaand, just for Shereen: Hey Riverside! *pauses for a moment* ('Where the heck is Riverside?' 'I dunno. I think you were shouting at Irvine.' 'What? How many of these silly UCs are there?' 'I dunno. They have a whole bunch around here somewhere.' 'Why the heck did they build one in Riverside? Was Death Valley off limits or something?)
I really like long songs, I think. Dream Theatre's 'Metropolis (9:45), Green Day's 'Jesus of Suburbia' (9:09), and Something Corporate's 'Konstantine' (9:36) are constantly playing.
So, I checked out KALX, our friendly campus radio station. Unlike Erika, who is on the fast track to DJdom and fame, at KALX, they require 3 months of total volunteer work with at least 36 hours logged in during that span before they tap you train as a DJ. I don't have that kind of time. Thusly, I will begin nex semester. And in fact, I think I have more interest in becoming a sports announcer than an actual DJ. I mean, DJing. Music. Big deal (no offense, Erika). Everyone does that. But only really good people do sports. So I wanna do that. But we'll see!
"You know, Chinese people. They're all weird." -my sister