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Sep 21, 2004 19:37

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behindthesmog September 21 2004, 16:43:41 UTC
lmao!
i have to say that is THE most interesting entry i've read today

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jayb September 21 2004, 16:47:12 UTC
stank ya.

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emomaggy September 21 2004, 17:07:37 UTC
How long does it take you to think of such interesting and entertaining things to write about? Or maybe you just have a really really...interesting life.

You live in Francis you said? So do I.

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jayb September 21 2004, 18:37:00 UTC
usually the first thing i write about is what i have on my mind and i thought about for awhile. then anything after that is spur of the moment, (heres hoping i get on improv).

i lied. im in edwards.

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heyimadork September 21 2004, 17:36:23 UTC
dude, you probably have a bladder infection or a uti... lacking in the ejaculation department does not do that to you =)

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jayb September 21 2004, 18:37:58 UTC
haha. bladder infection......fucker.

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superstar411 September 21 2004, 18:15:03 UTC
awwl, if you're gonna be a super hero I'll be sure to get myself stuck in a burning building or attacked by some criminal so jayb, the red ranger (who by the way WAS the hottest!) can save me....

hahaha...that's great

oh and maybe if you need to put a scrunchie on the door and pretend you're in there with a girl...lol

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jayb September 21 2004, 18:39:23 UTC
pshh, if i was a superhero i wouldnt be wasting my time HELPING people, i would just do cool stuff.

and as for the scrunchie.....i like it.

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superstar411 September 21 2004, 19:08:34 UTC
oh nosaving people? just x-ray vision through every girl's shirt?

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jayb September 21 2004, 20:22:38 UTC
that would be heaven.

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thedanman September 21 2004, 18:16:23 UTC
a few probnlems with the super hero proffession...

only birds can fly
only harry potter has an invisibility cloak, and i dont think he would lend it to you.
good looks on jay? never....
i dont think super heros can transform themselves to become black...
whos ariel? are they from the little mermaid?
i see no problems with the dildo situation...
only a select few can become power rangers...i dont think your up to it, and i mean red is a big posistion to fill, hes the leader, unless of course theres a white ranger who steals the spotlight, but anyway, power rangers kinda sucked ever since mighty morphin got cancelled, but whatever go for the super hero job.

and if that ever fails, the squirell posistion will always be open

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lagingsoul September 21 2004, 18:41:45 UTC
you said it all ... pretty much ... there goes my comment on power rangers

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jayb September 21 2004, 18:43:23 UTC
check out my response. im telling you, id be able to kick the ass out of any mutants this side of PA.

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jayb September 21 2004, 18:42:25 UTC
well lito my friend, lets examine shall we:

-superman can fly, and HES not a bird.
-if harry doesnt give me his cloak ill fuck hermonie and make him jealous. so im as good as gold with that.
-....
-you'd be suprised
-u should brush up on ur disney. ariel is only the coolest mermaid under the sea.
-agreed

and i am more than willing to accept the responsibilities of red ranger. and if a white ranger trys to grab my spotlight, ill kick his ass.

your just jealous cause i called red before you did.

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