purity guaranteed
u may have heard about it, but u might not have believed it. its true....
i will be playing at the acoustic show this friday.
for directions and info go here:
http://www.thetrinityseries.com/Main.html
now u may be asking, u can play guitar? the answer to that is...well, no. instead i will be delivering 20 minutes of standup comedy while using the guitar. hopefully it will go over well. i think i may use some material from this here livejournal. then the crowd after hearing me make an ass of myself will be anxious to hear some more live music, and mantuano will be sent in to save the day. or thats the plan anyway. we shall see....
come out and support JAY BUTT!!!!!!!!
i finally asked somebody to prom. beautiful, nice girl. i think i will have a good time with her. except for one problem....
she said "no".
so with a bruised ego i must venture out once again in search of a awesome girl. most have been taken by older men, so what should i do?
go after them young chick-a-dees.
look out parkway elementary, jbutt is coming for ya.
Pryncss Trina: have u ever been?>
Calypso666: in love?
Pryncss Trina: no, to the moon?
Pryncss Trina: lol yeh in love
Pryncss Trina: u dont have to answer that if u dont want to
Calypso666: its fine i will
Pryncss Trina: okie :: listens attentively::
Calypso666: its hard to say whether or not love has struck me. i kno that ive felt things to certain people that i cant feel with others. but i think it was lust, and that its hard to truly be in love at this early stage of life. i think love will occur when ive finally found a person who makes me feel like a million bucks, and who feels like a million bucks when i am around her. love is thrown around too often. i think many mistake lust for love, and thats unfortunate. so to answer ur question, simply put....
Calypso666: ive never loved
Pryncss Trina: wow thanks for stealing the words out of my brain through my ear into ur fingertips and across my computer screen lol
Calypso666: any time
back to the prom search:
"excuse me miss, would u like to go to prom with me?"
'huh, who are you?'
"cmon babe, stop shoveling sand and put down ur etch-a-sketch. we need to seriously talk...."
oh well,
even 7 year olds have enough sense.
i will be playing at the acoustic show this friday.
for directions and info go here:
http://www.thetrinityseries.com/Main.html
now u may be asking, u can play guitar? the answer to that is...well, no. instead i will be delivering 20 minutes of standup comedy while using the guitar. hopefully it will go over well. i think i may use some material from this here livejournal. then the crowd after hearing me make an ass of myself will be anxious to hear some more live music, and mantuano will be sent in to save the day. or thats the plan anyway. we shall see....
come out and support JAY BUTT!!!!!!!!
i finally asked somebody to prom. beautiful, nice girl. i think i will have a good time with her. except for one problem....
she said "no".
so with a bruised ego i must venture out once again in search of a awesome girl. most have been taken by older men, so what should i do?
go after them young chick-a-dees.
look out parkway elementary, jbutt is coming for ya.
Pryncss Trina: have u ever been?>
Calypso666: in love?
Pryncss Trina: no, to the moon?
Pryncss Trina: lol yeh in love
Pryncss Trina: u dont have to answer that if u dont want to
Calypso666: its fine i will
Pryncss Trina: okie :: listens attentively::
Calypso666: its hard to say whether or not love has struck me. i kno that ive felt things to certain people that i cant feel with others. but i think it was lust, and that its hard to truly be in love at this early stage of life. i think love will occur when ive finally found a person who makes me feel like a million bucks, and who feels like a million bucks when i am around her. love is thrown around too often. i think many mistake lust for love, and thats unfortunate. so to answer ur question, simply put....
Calypso666: ive never loved
Pryncss Trina: wow thanks for stealing the words out of my brain through my ear into ur fingertips and across my computer screen lol
Calypso666: any time
back to the prom search:
"excuse me miss, would u like to go to prom with me?"
'huh, who are you?'
"cmon babe, stop shoveling sand and put down ur etch-a-sketch. we need to seriously talk...."
oh well,
even 7 year olds have enough sense.