Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, all you scurvy sea-dogs and landlubbers out tharrrr! Avast!

Beckham "Slower Than A Dinosaur"

The image of David Beckham being taken by a Velociraptor is a thought that makes my dark sense of humour smile.
But you know, if karma had its way, I have a feeling that the raptor would go after Beckham's wife first. :D

Add monkeys. Everything's funnier with monkeys.

Man Smuggles Monkey Onboard Plane Under His Hat!

Even though it's probably nigh on thirty years old now, and I probably hadn't seen it for fifteen until last night, the 'Kitten Kong' episode of 'The Goodies' is still absolute gold.

While I was off crook, one thing I did manage to do was get the remainder of the entire CD collection onto the MP3 player. And there are indeed some old gems amongst the stuff, though one has made me laugh rather unintentionally. Back when I was a young, squeeing fanboy, I bought a copy of N-Trance's 'Electronic Pleasure'. Those in the US probably ( Read more... )

NBA basketball player Gilbert Arenas to his Washington Wizards teammate DeShawn Stevenson, before their game against the Utah Jazz today:

Man, I feel like 37 and the game-winner today.

So what did Gilbert do? Went out and scored 51. Plus the game-winner of course. Now they're bragging rights!

The bat phone has a telemarketer problem!

Telemarketers call 'bat phone'.

Utterly, utterly brilliant...

The Ten Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

Frighteningly, I recall having something very similar to #9 as a kid. I kept firing it at my sister, and my parents banned it. :)
I definately remember #1 and #10 being around when I was a kid, too. And I coped alright. Kids these days! Soft! :D

So for some inexplicable reason the other night, I was dreaming of things being pumped through Babelfish, being translated from English to German and back to English again. As geeks do, for a cheap laugh. ;)
Only for some reason, I decided to pump the words to Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" through. And in my dream, I distinctly recall the ( Read more... )

For those who have no idea who Peter Andre and Jordan are, here's the rundown.

Peter was a pop star in Australia for about five nanoseconds back in the early 90s. He tried in vain to keep himself in the spotlight, and when it became painfully obvious that most of Australia just wanted him to go away, he moved to Britain.
And this is where Jordan ( Read more... )