Warning: Extreme Silliness Ahead!
J:Okay, baby, we got Happy Meals! *puts bags and drinks on the coffee table and flops down, then digs into one bag for the fries*
Sean:*opens the other bag and peers in* Mmmm cheeseburger
J:Of course I bought extra double cheeseburgers, too. *pulls out my toy* ooh, I got the orange crush one!
Sean:*pulls out the pink one* I got strawberry shake *laughs and munches happily on a fry*
J:oooooh, piiink! that means you're gay, Seanie! *kisses your cheek*
Sean:I know. I'm so gay now *winks*
J:*leers and waggles my eyebrows* we can get even more gay after we eat if you want
Sean:*rawr* I like that idea
J:My bear's tag says his name is Happy Meal. I wonder why happy meal is orange.
Sean:Hmm.. you'd think he'd be well box like
J:well, he's a good shade of orange, anyway. and not quite as gay as pink, which also fits *grins*
Sean:Mine might be pink for a more noble reason hmm? Mine is an avid fighter against breast cancer *makes the bear walk on the table*
J:*makes my bear tackle yours and fondle its chest* *bear voice* mmm, boy boobies!
J:hey, and isn't orange for fighting prostate cancer?
Sean:*makes my bear smack your bear* pervert! We haven't even met yet
J:*makes my bear fly across the room from your slap* We met in the car! didn't you hear me flirting with you thru the bag?
J:*practically falls over laughing going to retrieve my poor rejected bear*
Sean:Oh that was you? I thought it was the tall black guy
Sean:*laughs*
J:*looks around* what, Sam Jackson was here? *grins and crawls my poor bear back up the coffee table, grunting* *bear puts on Barry White voice* awww, babeh, I jus' wanna luuuuuv you...
Sean:Hubba hubba *makes my bear tackles yours and makes kissy noises*
J:*sings* let's get it on....
Sean:*laughs* we're sick individuals
J:*bites your throat and growls* very
Must be love.