girls fucking suck.  getting cheated on by your girlfriend WITH your ex-girlfriend = fucked up.  oh well, i'm on the market again.  tis the fucking season.  is this christmas bullshit over yet?

its testosterone central over at my place.  if anyone wants to come party with me and sean, let me know.  except please, no cheating whores.

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whats up, bitches? i'm sitting here bored as fuck at my job and figured why not make an update. speaking of my job, it fucking rocks. its so sweet. i just smile and make stupid banter with rich people and they, uh, give me money for it. plus, i get the hookup with the nice rooms.  surprised jess with a big-ass suite all decorated with candles and ( Read more... )

alright i guess its time for an update even though i don't have much to say. shit's been pretty good. i got hired at the new hilton hotel downtown as a concierge. if you are laughing right now, you wouldn't be if you knew how much money they pay me to bullshit around with tourists. besides, i decided if paris ever comes to stay at her daddy's ( Read more... )

so i know i haven't updated in 439802490 years but SOMEONE went off and practically ate my freakin modem. bad billy ( Read more... )