If it's cold, ya gotta do blow...
Alright, back to my update.
So after Mcdonalds we took most of the people home. I won't go into the events that unfolded in my backseat, all I know is Mary is really fucked up. But she's a trickass mark like I said in my drunken post, so that's ok (although I have no idea where the Chris putting his finger in her butt thing came from, that didn't come anywhere close to happening lol)
When we got back to Ken's, we started drinking accordingly. We started to do body shots off Mary since she has a really nice stomach and someone came up with the idea. They did them off Amanda too but I didn't I was busy talking to Chris and getting crunked. Amanda and Chris were taking shots of Chris's Jim Beam he had still there from before, and this comes into play a little later.
Eventually a little while into the crunkenness, Mary decides to do some bootyshaking but it looked like she was having a seizure and her titties were bouncing around so me and Chris started calling that her Titty Seizures. She ended up laying on the floor with Amanda and unbeknownst to me they started playing the porn again....meanwhile I was in the kitchen drinking like a drunk. Ken, Chris and I all took a picture together with our shirts like half off, that shit is going to look so gay lol, Ken's mom is going to go "wtf?" when she gets the pictures developed. Well, there's a ton more "wtf?" pictures on that roll but we won't go into that right now.
Fast forward a little while longer when Amanda asked me to lay with her. That's when me and Amanda madeout hardcore again, and Ken was getting disgusted because he was sitting in the big chair and we were all up against his leg lol. I forget what happened at this point, I think I came downstairs for a little bit and when I returned Amanda was so drunk she was throwing up in Ken's mopbucket lol. Ken was helping her stay alive thank god, my drunken ass couldn't do shit. Ken told me to make her toast for some reason and I ended up eating one of them on her, and then he told me to go get her blue bookbag and I grabbed every bag downstairs EXCEPT the blue bookbag, I grabbed Mary's dufflebag and Amanda's purse I think lol. This is when I came on the internet and acted an ass, then I went upstairs and Mary was still on the floor and I wound up falling asleep next to her since I was drunk and lonely.
The next day we basically watched football and did nothing. Amanda fell asleep with me in the bed downstairs so I decided to stay there instead of go home Sunday night.
Fast Foward 1 week...
Last weekend was crazy. Wednesday I let Ciera get drunk at my house, but Saturday we had the house to ourselves and the entire day to sober up so I got drunk with her, it was fucked up lol. I still remember being on the phone and hearing her in the background yelling "I have big tits!!" for no damn reason lol. I also thought it was funny that I got her to run out in the freezing icy cold in just a towel to get my phone out of my car lol.
In just a towel you ask? Yes, there was some freakyness going on....and by some, I mean a whole fucking lot lol. Course, I'm not complaining, not a damn bit lol. I also must say that I really like when Ciera is drunk...she actually acts nice to me for once, and I'm being serious lol.
So yeah, I don't know what else to say about that, except she's an alcoholic. After I took her home I called Ken to see what was up, and he was at Chris's drinking (figures). Apparently Chris decided to pour beer in his ice cream and eat it like that, and then they were both doing it lol. They said their beerfloats were good *shrugs*
Speaking of Ciera, me and Ken were talking about the whole "him getting kicked out" thing during the week. We were talking about if Me, Ken, Chris, Ciera, Nikki, and some other chick all rented a bigass house, it would be like a really twisted fucked up version of "Friends" lol.
But yeah, that brings me to tonight. We picked up Sam and Tia and then got that Ashley chick. She's actually cool, well I thought so anyways. We went back to Sam's to eat dinner since their parents made a bigass turkey, and then we went to the Mall. The mall was alright, the chicks actually hungout with us instead of running 10 feet ahead of us ignoring us and looking at stuff the entire time, so that was nice. I was also humored by the fact that Ashley has like a Santa Claus phobia lol. She got all pissed off when we made her walk by the Santa in the mall lol. (Man, those pictures are expensive too, holy shit). We danced in Abercrombie like usual, and we also let some chick put a washable pink stripe in all our hair at the one girlie store (I'm so pretty, oh so pretty). We also went in Victoria Secrets with them, and me and Ken didn't really feel like perverts because there were two dudes there alone giggling and looking at stuff like 10 year olds....although to make Sam go wtf I decided to feel up the one manikan's ass lol.
One thing I must say is, I'm really really getting good at learning how to say no to chicks. If you're mean as fuck to me and then all of a sudden you start telling me you love me cuz you want something, it's not going to work anymore (unless you're Ciera...somehow I've yet to defeat her charm, but she gives me sex every now and then so I guess that's alright lol).
After the shenanigans at the mall we all went to Sam's house and pretty much hungout. Ken passed the fuck out on the chair, meanwhile Ashley was laying on Tia on the couch and I was laying with my back against her because she wanted to play with my hair or some shit. It was kinda nice, I was really comfy and we ended up watching the beginning of Spiderman. Tomorrow we're all supposed to hangout again, and some more fuckedupness is going to happen, mainly because I still have that vodka bottle in my car lol. Also Ashley is supposed to try putting cornrows in my hair, so if that happens I'll definitely get Ken to take a picture for my journal here lol. I'll prolly put it on myspace too since Im prolly gonna start using that more.
So I'm currently at Ken's, I just wokeup in the middle of the night and decided to finish my post, and now I'm done, later bitches.
So after Mcdonalds we took most of the people home. I won't go into the events that unfolded in my backseat, all I know is Mary is really fucked up. But she's a trickass mark like I said in my drunken post, so that's ok (although I have no idea where the Chris putting his finger in her butt thing came from, that didn't come anywhere close to happening lol)
When we got back to Ken's, we started drinking accordingly. We started to do body shots off Mary since she has a really nice stomach and someone came up with the idea. They did them off Amanda too but I didn't I was busy talking to Chris and getting crunked. Amanda and Chris were taking shots of Chris's Jim Beam he had still there from before, and this comes into play a little later.
Eventually a little while into the crunkenness, Mary decides to do some bootyshaking but it looked like she was having a seizure and her titties were bouncing around so me and Chris started calling that her Titty Seizures. She ended up laying on the floor with Amanda and unbeknownst to me they started playing the porn again....meanwhile I was in the kitchen drinking like a drunk. Ken, Chris and I all took a picture together with our shirts like half off, that shit is going to look so gay lol, Ken's mom is going to go "wtf?" when she gets the pictures developed. Well, there's a ton more "wtf?" pictures on that roll but we won't go into that right now.
Fast forward a little while longer when Amanda asked me to lay with her. That's when me and Amanda madeout hardcore again, and Ken was getting disgusted because he was sitting in the big chair and we were all up against his leg lol. I forget what happened at this point, I think I came downstairs for a little bit and when I returned Amanda was so drunk she was throwing up in Ken's mopbucket lol. Ken was helping her stay alive thank god, my drunken ass couldn't do shit. Ken told me to make her toast for some reason and I ended up eating one of them on her, and then he told me to go get her blue bookbag and I grabbed every bag downstairs EXCEPT the blue bookbag, I grabbed Mary's dufflebag and Amanda's purse I think lol. This is when I came on the internet and acted an ass, then I went upstairs and Mary was still on the floor and I wound up falling asleep next to her since I was drunk and lonely.
The next day we basically watched football and did nothing. Amanda fell asleep with me in the bed downstairs so I decided to stay there instead of go home Sunday night.
Fast Foward 1 week...
Last weekend was crazy. Wednesday I let Ciera get drunk at my house, but Saturday we had the house to ourselves and the entire day to sober up so I got drunk with her, it was fucked up lol. I still remember being on the phone and hearing her in the background yelling "I have big tits!!" for no damn reason lol. I also thought it was funny that I got her to run out in the freezing icy cold in just a towel to get my phone out of my car lol.
In just a towel you ask? Yes, there was some freakyness going on....and by some, I mean a whole fucking lot lol. Course, I'm not complaining, not a damn bit lol. I also must say that I really like when Ciera is drunk...she actually acts nice to me for once, and I'm being serious lol.
So yeah, I don't know what else to say about that, except she's an alcoholic. After I took her home I called Ken to see what was up, and he was at Chris's drinking (figures). Apparently Chris decided to pour beer in his ice cream and eat it like that, and then they were both doing it lol. They said their beerfloats were good *shrugs*
Speaking of Ciera, me and Ken were talking about the whole "him getting kicked out" thing during the week. We were talking about if Me, Ken, Chris, Ciera, Nikki, and some other chick all rented a bigass house, it would be like a really twisted fucked up version of "Friends" lol.
But yeah, that brings me to tonight. We picked up Sam and Tia and then got that Ashley chick. She's actually cool, well I thought so anyways. We went back to Sam's to eat dinner since their parents made a bigass turkey, and then we went to the Mall. The mall was alright, the chicks actually hungout with us instead of running 10 feet ahead of us ignoring us and looking at stuff the entire time, so that was nice. I was also humored by the fact that Ashley has like a Santa Claus phobia lol. She got all pissed off when we made her walk by the Santa in the mall lol. (Man, those pictures are expensive too, holy shit). We danced in Abercrombie like usual, and we also let some chick put a washable pink stripe in all our hair at the one girlie store (I'm so pretty, oh so pretty). We also went in Victoria Secrets with them, and me and Ken didn't really feel like perverts because there were two dudes there alone giggling and looking at stuff like 10 year olds....although to make Sam go wtf I decided to feel up the one manikan's ass lol.
One thing I must say is, I'm really really getting good at learning how to say no to chicks. If you're mean as fuck to me and then all of a sudden you start telling me you love me cuz you want something, it's not going to work anymore (unless you're Ciera...somehow I've yet to defeat her charm, but she gives me sex every now and then so I guess that's alright lol).
After the shenanigans at the mall we all went to Sam's house and pretty much hungout. Ken passed the fuck out on the chair, meanwhile Ashley was laying on Tia on the couch and I was laying with my back against her because she wanted to play with my hair or some shit. It was kinda nice, I was really comfy and we ended up watching the beginning of Spiderman. Tomorrow we're all supposed to hangout again, and some more fuckedupness is going to happen, mainly because I still have that vodka bottle in my car lol. Also Ashley is supposed to try putting cornrows in my hair, so if that happens I'll definitely get Ken to take a picture for my journal here lol. I'll prolly put it on myspace too since Im prolly gonna start using that more.
So I'm currently at Ken's, I just wokeup in the middle of the night and decided to finish my post, and now I'm done, later bitches.