I must become Chris's Hero, I MUST!
I hate feeling lied to.
And I hate feeling used.
And I hate needing something I don't want.
I hate a lot of shit.
So anyways I'm going to the mall with Sam, Tia, some chick named Ashley, and Ken tonight. There's something I'm going there specifically to buy, but I'm glad Sam is coming along. I like hanging out with her. Here's a picture of her with Tia. She's the blonde, aka the pretty one lol.
On an unrelated note, Christine IM'd me again asking if I wanna hookup, and I now want to cry from disgust.
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So now I finally have time to write about the events that have unfolded the past couple weeks.
The party was fucked up. When I got there I met Mary, and she was indeed as fine as Tia told me she was. Amanda gave me a huge hug, it was sweet...of course Tia had to get jealous and give me one too, except she like got a running start and almost clotheslined me over Ken's couch, that bitch.
After some more fuckedupness ensued, we went to get April and pickup the booze. When Chris came back to the car with a 1.75 L bottle of 100 proof vodka, I almost cummed my pants. I called Ciera to brag about it and she hungup on me lol.
So we got back to the house and Tia decided to send me to pickup a bunch of her friends, and I said yes because it was her birthday. Amanda and Mary came along, so that was nice. Like I said in my drunken post, Amanda was being real sweet to me the whole night...she hasn't been like that since the day after me and Ciera brokeup again back in the summer when I went over to Corey's birthday thing at her house and she told me she liked me again.....and then I told her I'd call her and I never did lol.
But yeah, we ended up picking up like 3 people, so that meant there was 7 motherfuckers in my car at once. I felt like a fucking beaner, it was retarded. Mary was playing her goofy ghetto mix CD in my car, so I ended up having songs like "Humps" stuck in my head the rest of the night.
Tia of course, without fail, pissed me off yet again when she directed me to the wrong developement and made me turn around, and then forgot at first how to get in the right developement. We also had let the others out of the car (I forget why) when we were in the wrong place, and we left them there while we picked up Tiffany and Jon. I thought this would take 5 minutes, but it took hella long because Tia is a dumbass, so basically they froze to death.
Once we found them (they were trying to walk back to Ken's, which wouldve taken 5 days) we got back to Ken's house and finally the party started. We'd left Ken and Chris with April, lord knows how she corrupted them during that time (damn freak). So yeah, the party was mostly retarded. Tia is 17, but for some reason she invited 2 13 year olds to her party (Tiffany and April).
Amanda and Mary found Chris's porn and started playing it, so of course everyone crowded around the TV like we were watching the superbowl or some shit. This is where me and Chris told the 13 year olds that if they don't swallow semen that no man will ever marry them and they'll die alone lol. We also told them that if they don't suck dick that they'll be lucky to ever have a boyfriend in their life lol.
For some reason they decided to play spin the bottle because 17 year olds are retarded like that. It was a grape drink bottle too, I bought grape drink earlier so we could have a nigger party lol. It was childish yes, but it did result in me making out hardcore with Amanda, so I stopped complaining soon enough lol. I also got what I think was my first triple kiss (I dont remember if I'd had one before or not) when Tia spun and it appeared to land right between me and Amanda and Chris said she had to kiss us both (good looking out dude). Tia pisses me off alot, but she is a good kisser...I just wouldn't take it any further than that, Im not attracted to her in that way, ya know? It sucks too, cuz that's the easiest sex I could ever have and I don't want it lol. That's the first time I let her kiss me since like August....and that was only cuz I wrecked my oil pan and had to stay the night there and had nothing better to do.
So anyways after that some more fuckedupness ensued. Sam and Tia left and the rest of us went to Mcdonalds. During the day Mary was talking to me about how she likes to get guys wrapped around her finger and shit, so I was being a dick to her the whole night. I like how by the time we went to Mcdonalds, she didnt even ask for money from me she just starved lol.
Damnit, I have to go. I'll finish this story later, the real party comes up next where we act like drunken assholes lol.
And I hate feeling used.
And I hate needing something I don't want.
I hate a lot of shit.
So anyways I'm going to the mall with Sam, Tia, some chick named Ashley, and Ken tonight. There's something I'm going there specifically to buy, but I'm glad Sam is coming along. I like hanging out with her. Here's a picture of her with Tia. She's the blonde, aka the pretty one lol.
On an unrelated note, Christine IM'd me again asking if I wanna hookup, and I now want to cry from disgust.
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So now I finally have time to write about the events that have unfolded the past couple weeks.
The party was fucked up. When I got there I met Mary, and she was indeed as fine as Tia told me she was. Amanda gave me a huge hug, it was sweet...of course Tia had to get jealous and give me one too, except she like got a running start and almost clotheslined me over Ken's couch, that bitch.
After some more fuckedupness ensued, we went to get April and pickup the booze. When Chris came back to the car with a 1.75 L bottle of 100 proof vodka, I almost cummed my pants. I called Ciera to brag about it and she hungup on me lol.
So we got back to the house and Tia decided to send me to pickup a bunch of her friends, and I said yes because it was her birthday. Amanda and Mary came along, so that was nice. Like I said in my drunken post, Amanda was being real sweet to me the whole night...she hasn't been like that since the day after me and Ciera brokeup again back in the summer when I went over to Corey's birthday thing at her house and she told me she liked me again.....and then I told her I'd call her and I never did lol.
But yeah, we ended up picking up like 3 people, so that meant there was 7 motherfuckers in my car at once. I felt like a fucking beaner, it was retarded. Mary was playing her goofy ghetto mix CD in my car, so I ended up having songs like "Humps" stuck in my head the rest of the night.
Tia of course, without fail, pissed me off yet again when she directed me to the wrong developement and made me turn around, and then forgot at first how to get in the right developement. We also had let the others out of the car (I forget why) when we were in the wrong place, and we left them there while we picked up Tiffany and Jon. I thought this would take 5 minutes, but it took hella long because Tia is a dumbass, so basically they froze to death.
Once we found them (they were trying to walk back to Ken's, which wouldve taken 5 days) we got back to Ken's house and finally the party started. We'd left Ken and Chris with April, lord knows how she corrupted them during that time (damn freak). So yeah, the party was mostly retarded. Tia is 17, but for some reason she invited 2 13 year olds to her party (Tiffany and April).
Amanda and Mary found Chris's porn and started playing it, so of course everyone crowded around the TV like we were watching the superbowl or some shit. This is where me and Chris told the 13 year olds that if they don't swallow semen that no man will ever marry them and they'll die alone lol. We also told them that if they don't suck dick that they'll be lucky to ever have a boyfriend in their life lol.
For some reason they decided to play spin the bottle because 17 year olds are retarded like that. It was a grape drink bottle too, I bought grape drink earlier so we could have a nigger party lol. It was childish yes, but it did result in me making out hardcore with Amanda, so I stopped complaining soon enough lol. I also got what I think was my first triple kiss (I dont remember if I'd had one before or not) when Tia spun and it appeared to land right between me and Amanda and Chris said she had to kiss us both (good looking out dude). Tia pisses me off alot, but she is a good kisser...I just wouldn't take it any further than that, Im not attracted to her in that way, ya know? It sucks too, cuz that's the easiest sex I could ever have and I don't want it lol. That's the first time I let her kiss me since like August....and that was only cuz I wrecked my oil pan and had to stay the night there and had nothing better to do.
So anyways after that some more fuckedupness ensued. Sam and Tia left and the rest of us went to Mcdonalds. During the day Mary was talking to me about how she likes to get guys wrapped around her finger and shit, so I was being a dick to her the whole night. I like how by the time we went to Mcdonalds, she didnt even ask for money from me she just starved lol.
Damnit, I have to go. I'll finish this story later, the real party comes up next where we act like drunken assholes lol.