101 things that should be illegal: #1
Paper toilet seat covers. They don't DO anything. It's all an illusion. If the person before you have some sort of communicable disease and an open wound on their butt, that little scrap of paper ain't gonna do a thing. And if they didn't, all you're accomplishing is adding to the pile of biodegradable waste in this world that I'm pretty sure is big enough already. Thanks, people, thanks a lot.