(no subject)
- friends that are most likely to --
help you the most if you were in trouble: chris or garrett
risk their lives to save yorus: prolly garrett
do anything for 1 million bucks: alex
succeed in life: burba
be president: ill rule you all one day
become an actress/actor: vanessa
marry a famous person: momo
marry a millionaire: chris
marry right out of high school: sarah
be a doctor: MARK
cry at movies: cody
talk to strangers: alex, garrett, burba
get a tattoo: me
be a professional athlete: parady
live with their parents until they're 30: mark
never go to college: iunno
go to harvard: momo
get drunk and get married in Vegas: becca
ditch their date on prom night: sarah
throw a huge party while their parents are out of town: trevor
get divorced more than once: sarah
move to a foreign country: me
get stranded on a deserted island: chris
get their first question wrong on who wants to be a millionare: alex
marry someone because of their looks: momo
jump off a bridge: car
commit suicide: me but by accidnet
join a rock group: chris tobi parady
fake their own death: me
come to their 10 year reunion drunk: mark
never have kids: patrick
file for social security at age 25: chris
become an alcoholic: paul
move to NYC: momo
become an MTV VJ: kristin
become a comic book writer: garrett
become a movie director: vanessa
be the next Tom Green: cody
have a perfect life? chris...asshole!
wreck an expensive car that their parents gave them: chris
hit a pedestrian while driving: i so want to
be the cause of a major collision because they were fiddling with the radio: alex
dump their fiancee on their wedding day: sarah
get married because their boyfriend knocked them up: patrick
become an FBI agent: trevor
live on the streets: diesel
be on MTV'S The Real World:sarah
be on MTV'S Road Rules: weissjew
go bankrupt: patrick
start a protest in Washington D.C.: cody
join the army: cody
have an affair: erin
be a single mom with 10 kids: chris
MASSIVE SURVEY
Name- Toribio Lacarra
Age- 16
Sex- man
Star sign- cancer(i eat peoples organs)
B’day- july 6 1987
Nicknames- Tobi, lmb, Joe Spic
Looks- Hot
Hair color- black
Long/short- medium
Eye color- dark brown like shit! err uh the night! WOOSH
Height- 5'7
Weight- about 190
Shoe size- 13
Clothing size- 32 waiste medium shirts
School
School- is a joke
School colors- spic skin and gold
Yr level- jr.
Fav male teacher- HEIGHBURGER!
Fav female teacher- ulinsky
Worst male teacher- mr leysure...fag
Worst female teacher- bitches n' hoes there all the same to me
Fav subject- programming, husslin 101
Worst subject-
Ppl u no
Funnest- alex
Funniest- Burba, chris
Best 4 advice-erin me or garrett
Prettiest- Sarahmomoerin
Ugliest- I
Nicest- erin
Meanest- prolly me
Smartest- momo? me? jacofasoure?
Best friend- chris, patrick, erin?
Worst enemy- nick
Wildest- Zachary Burba
Craziest- Cody
Loudest- Cody
Quietest- me
Most calm- me
Best 4 guy advive- proly garrett
Who no’s all ur secrets- chris
Whose secrets do u no- erins
Shyest- iunno me?
Teacher’s pet- chris
Who gets in most trouble- me chris and patrick
Class clown- patrick
u <3 the most- god and maybe erin
most understanding- erin
most trustworthy- chris patick
best hair- Sarah
biggest flirt- Alex!
best handwriting- prolly some broad
Do you…..?
Believe in god- ya
sleep w/ or w/out clothes on? boxers
dress up on halloween? yes
like to travel? no
sleep on your side, tummy, or back? side
think you're attractive? nah
have a goldfish? no
ever have the falling dream? no
have stuffed animals? no
go on vacation? yes
believe in magic? no
have to pay bills? no
do your own laundry? no
clean your house? yes
own a furby? no
stink? no
Believe in the devil- without evil there is no good
Lyk guys or girls- girls
Lyk long or short hair- depends on the person
Lyk hugs- yeah
Lyk kisses- yeah
Lyk it wen its raining- kinda
Snowing- not really
Wen itz sunny- eh
Swallow or spit- lets hope not
Have a job- no
Keep a diary- no
Wear make-up- no i swear!
Lyk skool or h/w- no
Lyk long surveys- sure
Wear glasses- no
Sing in da shower- yes
Have any peircings- no
Want 2 kill sum 1- who dosn't
Luv sum1 at the moment- nope
Who-
No the national anthem- yes
Talk 2 urself- yes
Talk 2 ur petz- yah
Snore-no
Favorites
Books: timeline was pretty good
Relative: uncle rich
College: asu
Stores: guns etc
Kind of chainletters: death
Poems: carnage
News channel: fark
TV shows: history channel comedy central
Five girl names: boy
Five boy names: tobi
Top 5 Actresses you like: the one with the hair and the eyes and the stuff you know what one
Top 5 actors you like: iunno i dont pay alot of attenion
Male singer: iunno
Female singer: uhhh madonna
CD: jay z the black album
Bands: jay z streetlight manifesto sublime techno dre turpace metallica
Movies: Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Zoolander, reservoir dogs
Musical: death1
Song: everyhitng goes numbe
Website: www.tobiisabeast.com
Music Award Show: dont like em
Music Video: big brat
Vegetable: brocoli
Meal: amados burrito
Soda: dr P
Drink in general: milk
Cheese: sharp chedder
Ethnic food: chinese
Fast Food Place: panda
What do you get there: FOOD
Eat-in: stake
What do you get there: waffles
Snack to munch on: salami
Kind of pizza: meat lovers
Ice cream: cookie dow
Bread: oats
Pastry: oats
Cereal: OATS
Meat: stake
Holiday: tobi day july 6th
Sport to play: football sword fighting
Sport to watch: all
Thing to do in winter: hibernate
Thing to do in summer: tan my bits
Thing to do on weekends: dance n fight
Vacation spot: spain
Dream vacation spot: japan
Place to shop: b e
Thing to do on a rainy day: swim
Thing to do on a sunny day: cook
Color: spic
Magazine: GRASSBOARDING ONES or sporting news
Gum: orbit?
Outfit to wear: clothes
Pair of shoes: gbx boots
Kind of car: ford gt
Stuffed Animal: bear
Article of clothing: boxers
Piece of furniture in your room: couch bed desk love chair
Place in your house: basment
Place to be alone: outside
Kind of house: 2 story
Place to live: az
Place to work: lan house
Kind of occupation: bass
Family member: dad
Memory from childhood: lol to many
Memory with friends: same
Alcoholic beverage: eh
Kind of cigarettes: dont smoke
Party you've ever been to: this one where i wore no pants
Least Favorites
Books: feminazi propoganda
Relative: i hate most of them
College: haaaavarrrd
Stores: that one fat chick store
Kind of chain letters: 69=7
Poems: sweet ones
News channel: all akbars anti piracy kids news brigade
TV shows: ones where boys kiss other boys or boys dress up other boys to look like boys who like other boys
Five girl names: iunno
Five boy names: neo....
Top 5 Actresses you like: those 5 with boobs
Top 5 actors you like: peepee weewee deedee shmee shmee
Male singer: spears
Female singer: your face ahahhahaha
CD: bad ones
Bands: bad ones that suck
Movies: anything with vin diesel, most depp movies
Musical: chicago
Song: your a fag and im going to rip off your balls and shove them down your throat
Website: www.clownpenis.fart
Music Award Show: no
Music Video: no
Vegetable: lettus
Meal: no such thing
Soda: pepsi twist
Drink in general: beer
Cheese: iunno aragino
Ethnic food: indian
How many continents have you been to?: 3
How many countries have you been to?: 8 or 9
What color are the socks you’re wearing right now?: white
Underwear?: plaid
What was your last vacation?: spain
Do you have any future vacations coming up?: spain
Do you have any tattoos?: nope
Do you have anything pierced besides your ears?: my asshole
What is your dream car?: ford gt
Do you have long fingernails?: no
Do you paint them?: no
What about your toes?: nope
What is your religious belief?: theist
What are some of your pet peeves?: ignorence people fucking aropund on instraments when they shouldn't
What are some of your phobias?: none
How much money do you make each year?: enough to spend 250000 of it a year on cars and guns
Do you want children in the future?: yeah
Do you want to get married?: yeah
How many fillings/cavities do you have?: 5
Guys or girls?: girls
Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?: no
Do you underwear and bras match?: not usually but i get incredibly happy when i do =)
Are you right or left handed?: right
What is under your bed?: floor
What posters do you have on your walls?: none
What kind of house are you in?: its made from leaves and flint
Have you ever broken a bone?: no
Have you ever had stitches?: no
What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever made out?: ill tell you one day
Wot do u think about…..?
Abortion- ill try anyhitng once
Kids-shhhh
Adults- yes please
Love- none
Rap- good shit
Britney spears- i wanna play soccor with you
JLo- fatbutt
Music- good
Videos- bad
DVDs- good
The environment - fuck the environment
Guys- my nigga in englewood
Girls- none
Drinking- nope
Coffee- eww
Tattoos- no
Suicide- no
Jerry Springer- no
This/That
Peanut butter or jelly: peanut butter
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Drive or walk: drive
Traveler or homebody: traveller
Good or bad: good
Skydiving or bungee-jumping: freefalling
MTV or Comedy Central: cc
Ice or roller skating: iceing
Nike or Adidas: nike
Purse or wallet: wallet
Dark hair or light: dark
Chocolate milk or regular milk: regular
Tall or short: short
Tan or fair skinned : fair
Blue eyes or brown eyes: blue
Books or movies: books
Comedy or horror: same thing
Bath or shower: SHOWWERRR
Lights on or off during a movie: off
Theater or video: video
Red or blue: blue
Gold or silver: platinum
Top or bottom: bottom
Morning or night: night
Black or white: black...like death
Glass half full or half empty: what exactly is half of empty
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cat/dog - dog
McDonalds/Burger King - mcdonolds
Metallica/Nirvana - metallica pre 1990
BBC 1/ITV - BBC
Sky/Cable - cable
MTV/VH-1 - both suck
Coke/Pepsi - yayo
Straight/gay - stray
Black/white - kkk! kkk!
Left handed/right handed - right
Mum/Dad - dad
Neighbours/Home Away - alone...with a knife
North America/South America - ill rule them both someday
Football/Rugby - FOOTBALL
Gold/silver - GOLD
CD's/cassettes - CDS
TV/cinema - TV
Video/dvd - DVD
Glasses/contact lenses - laser eyes
Brown hair/red hair - brown
Chinese/Italian - neither
Ocean/sea - ocean
Sun/moon- moon
Plane/boat- plane
Early bird/night owl - both
Jaguar/Mercades - jag
Yellow/blue - blue
Windows/MAC - windows in the house!
Eminem/Dr Dre - DRE
Buffy/Angel - both
Basketball/Baseball - BASKETBALL
Wax/shave- shave
Curly hair/straight hair - stright
Mars/Snickers- snikers
Guys only
Wot do u look 4 in a girl- a signs of life
Good girl/bad girl- good
Long hair/ short hair on a girl- depends on the girl
Older or younger girls- dosn't matter
Do u have a gf- no
Who- leave me laone plz
Who do u lyk- no one
Tall or short girls- short
Fav hair color on a girl- depends on the girl
Wots the farthest uv ever been with a girl - not far
Luv
Sweetest guy/girl u no- hmmm
Do u go 4 looks or personality- both are important but the deciding facto is personality
Wot makes a good date- entertaining
Best kisser u no- your mom hahahahah
Worst kisser u no- no idea
Hugs/kisses- kisses
Best thing a gf/bf could get u- bass
Do u believe in….?
aliens: prolly
space: space is the single most unbeleiveable thing in the world
god: my nigga
satan: i wish i had a tail gotta envy that
ghosts: see through
in the past 24 hours have u…?
had a serious talk?: yes
Hugged someone?: no
Fought w/ someone?: yes
Cried?: no
Laughed?: yes
Made someone laugh?: yes
Bought something?: yes
Cut your hair?: no
Felt stupid?: no
Talked to someone you love?: no
Missed someone?: yes
Been dumped/asked out?: no
kissed someone?: no
broken the law?: yes
help you the most if you were in trouble: chris or garrett
risk their lives to save yorus: prolly garrett
do anything for 1 million bucks: alex
succeed in life: burba
be president: ill rule you all one day
become an actress/actor: vanessa
marry a famous person: momo
marry a millionaire: chris
marry right out of high school: sarah
be a doctor: MARK
cry at movies: cody
talk to strangers: alex, garrett, burba
get a tattoo: me
be a professional athlete: parady
live with their parents until they're 30: mark
never go to college: iunno
go to harvard: momo
get drunk and get married in Vegas: becca
ditch their date on prom night: sarah
throw a huge party while their parents are out of town: trevor
get divorced more than once: sarah
move to a foreign country: me
get stranded on a deserted island: chris
get their first question wrong on who wants to be a millionare: alex
marry someone because of their looks: momo
jump off a bridge: car
commit suicide: me but by accidnet
join a rock group: chris tobi parady
fake their own death: me
come to their 10 year reunion drunk: mark
never have kids: patrick
file for social security at age 25: chris
become an alcoholic: paul
move to NYC: momo
become an MTV VJ: kristin
become a comic book writer: garrett
become a movie director: vanessa
be the next Tom Green: cody
have a perfect life? chris...asshole!
wreck an expensive car that their parents gave them: chris
hit a pedestrian while driving: i so want to
be the cause of a major collision because they were fiddling with the radio: alex
dump their fiancee on their wedding day: sarah
get married because their boyfriend knocked them up: patrick
become an FBI agent: trevor
live on the streets: diesel
be on MTV'S The Real World:sarah
be on MTV'S Road Rules: weissjew
go bankrupt: patrick
start a protest in Washington D.C.: cody
join the army: cody
have an affair: erin
be a single mom with 10 kids: chris
MASSIVE SURVEY
Name- Toribio Lacarra
Age- 16
Sex- man
Star sign- cancer(i eat peoples organs)
B’day- july 6 1987
Nicknames- Tobi, lmb, Joe Spic
Looks- Hot
Hair color- black
Long/short- medium
Eye color- dark brown like shit! err uh the night! WOOSH
Height- 5'7
Weight- about 190
Shoe size- 13
Clothing size- 32 waiste medium shirts
School
School- is a joke
School colors- spic skin and gold
Yr level- jr.
Fav male teacher- HEIGHBURGER!
Fav female teacher- ulinsky
Worst male teacher- mr leysure...fag
Worst female teacher- bitches n' hoes there all the same to me
Fav subject- programming, husslin 101
Worst subject-
Ppl u no
Funnest- alex
Funniest- Burba, chris
Best 4 advice-erin me or garrett
Prettiest- Sarahmomoerin
Ugliest- I
Nicest- erin
Meanest- prolly me
Smartest- momo? me? jacofasoure?
Best friend- chris, patrick, erin?
Worst enemy- nick
Wildest- Zachary Burba
Craziest- Cody
Loudest- Cody
Quietest- me
Most calm- me
Best 4 guy advive- proly garrett
Who no’s all ur secrets- chris
Whose secrets do u no- erins
Shyest- iunno me?
Teacher’s pet- chris
Who gets in most trouble- me chris and patrick
Class clown- patrick
u <3 the most- god and maybe erin
most understanding- erin
most trustworthy- chris patick
best hair- Sarah
biggest flirt- Alex!
best handwriting- prolly some broad
Do you…..?
Believe in god- ya
sleep w/ or w/out clothes on? boxers
dress up on halloween? yes
like to travel? no
sleep on your side, tummy, or back? side
think you're attractive? nah
have a goldfish? no
ever have the falling dream? no
have stuffed animals? no
go on vacation? yes
believe in magic? no
have to pay bills? no
do your own laundry? no
clean your house? yes
own a furby? no
stink? no
Believe in the devil- without evil there is no good
Lyk guys or girls- girls
Lyk long or short hair- depends on the person
Lyk hugs- yeah
Lyk kisses- yeah
Lyk it wen its raining- kinda
Snowing- not really
Wen itz sunny- eh
Swallow or spit- lets hope not
Have a job- no
Keep a diary- no
Wear make-up- no i swear!
Lyk skool or h/w- no
Lyk long surveys- sure
Wear glasses- no
Sing in da shower- yes
Have any peircings- no
Want 2 kill sum 1- who dosn't
Luv sum1 at the moment- nope
Who-
No the national anthem- yes
Talk 2 urself- yes
Talk 2 ur petz- yah
Snore-no
Favorites
Books: timeline was pretty good
Relative: uncle rich
College: asu
Stores: guns etc
Kind of chainletters: death
Poems: carnage
News channel: fark
TV shows: history channel comedy central
Five girl names: boy
Five boy names: tobi
Top 5 Actresses you like: the one with the hair and the eyes and the stuff you know what one
Top 5 actors you like: iunno i dont pay alot of attenion
Male singer: iunno
Female singer: uhhh madonna
CD: jay z the black album
Bands: jay z streetlight manifesto sublime techno dre turpace metallica
Movies: Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Zoolander, reservoir dogs
Musical: death1
Song: everyhitng goes numbe
Website: www.tobiisabeast.com
Music Award Show: dont like em
Music Video: big brat
Vegetable: brocoli
Meal: amados burrito
Soda: dr P
Drink in general: milk
Cheese: sharp chedder
Ethnic food: chinese
Fast Food Place: panda
What do you get there: FOOD
Eat-in: stake
What do you get there: waffles
Snack to munch on: salami
Kind of pizza: meat lovers
Ice cream: cookie dow
Bread: oats
Pastry: oats
Cereal: OATS
Meat: stake
Holiday: tobi day july 6th
Sport to play: football sword fighting
Sport to watch: all
Thing to do in winter: hibernate
Thing to do in summer: tan my bits
Thing to do on weekends: dance n fight
Vacation spot: spain
Dream vacation spot: japan
Place to shop: b e
Thing to do on a rainy day: swim
Thing to do on a sunny day: cook
Color: spic
Magazine: GRASSBOARDING ONES or sporting news
Gum: orbit?
Outfit to wear: clothes
Pair of shoes: gbx boots
Kind of car: ford gt
Stuffed Animal: bear
Article of clothing: boxers
Piece of furniture in your room: couch bed desk love chair
Place in your house: basment
Place to be alone: outside
Kind of house: 2 story
Place to live: az
Place to work: lan house
Kind of occupation: bass
Family member: dad
Memory from childhood: lol to many
Memory with friends: same
Alcoholic beverage: eh
Kind of cigarettes: dont smoke
Party you've ever been to: this one where i wore no pants
Least Favorites
Books: feminazi propoganda
Relative: i hate most of them
College: haaaavarrrd
Stores: that one fat chick store
Kind of chain letters: 69=7
Poems: sweet ones
News channel: all akbars anti piracy kids news brigade
TV shows: ones where boys kiss other boys or boys dress up other boys to look like boys who like other boys
Five girl names: iunno
Five boy names: neo....
Top 5 Actresses you like: those 5 with boobs
Top 5 actors you like: peepee weewee deedee shmee shmee
Male singer: spears
Female singer: your face ahahhahaha
CD: bad ones
Bands: bad ones that suck
Movies: anything with vin diesel, most depp movies
Musical: chicago
Song: your a fag and im going to rip off your balls and shove them down your throat
Website: www.clownpenis.fart
Music Award Show: no
Music Video: no
Vegetable: lettus
Meal: no such thing
Soda: pepsi twist
Drink in general: beer
Cheese: iunno aragino
Ethnic food: indian
How many continents have you been to?: 3
How many countries have you been to?: 8 or 9
What color are the socks you’re wearing right now?: white
Underwear?: plaid
What was your last vacation?: spain
Do you have any future vacations coming up?: spain
Do you have any tattoos?: nope
Do you have anything pierced besides your ears?: my asshole
What is your dream car?: ford gt
Do you have long fingernails?: no
Do you paint them?: no
What about your toes?: nope
What is your religious belief?: theist
What are some of your pet peeves?: ignorence people fucking aropund on instraments when they shouldn't
What are some of your phobias?: none
How much money do you make each year?: enough to spend 250000 of it a year on cars and guns
Do you want children in the future?: yeah
Do you want to get married?: yeah
How many fillings/cavities do you have?: 5
Guys or girls?: girls
Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?: no
Do you underwear and bras match?: not usually but i get incredibly happy when i do =)
Are you right or left handed?: right
What is under your bed?: floor
What posters do you have on your walls?: none
What kind of house are you in?: its made from leaves and flint
Have you ever broken a bone?: no
Have you ever had stitches?: no
What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever made out?: ill tell you one day
Wot do u think about…..?
Abortion- ill try anyhitng once
Kids-shhhh
Adults- yes please
Love- none
Rap- good shit
Britney spears- i wanna play soccor with you
JLo- fatbutt
Music- good
Videos- bad
DVDs- good
The environment - fuck the environment
Guys- my nigga in englewood
Girls- none
Drinking- nope
Coffee- eww
Tattoos- no
Suicide- no
Jerry Springer- no
This/That
Peanut butter or jelly: peanut butter
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Drive or walk: drive
Traveler or homebody: traveller
Good or bad: good
Skydiving or bungee-jumping: freefalling
MTV or Comedy Central: cc
Ice or roller skating: iceing
Nike or Adidas: nike
Purse or wallet: wallet
Dark hair or light: dark
Chocolate milk or regular milk: regular
Tall or short: short
Tan or fair skinned : fair
Blue eyes or brown eyes: blue
Books or movies: books
Comedy or horror: same thing
Bath or shower: SHOWWERRR
Lights on or off during a movie: off
Theater or video: video
Red or blue: blue
Gold or silver: platinum
Top or bottom: bottom
Morning or night: night
Black or white: black...like death
Glass half full or half empty: what exactly is half of empty
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cat/dog - dog
McDonalds/Burger King - mcdonolds
Metallica/Nirvana - metallica pre 1990
BBC 1/ITV - BBC
Sky/Cable - cable
MTV/VH-1 - both suck
Coke/Pepsi - yayo
Straight/gay - stray
Black/white - kkk! kkk!
Left handed/right handed - right
Mum/Dad - dad
Neighbours/Home Away - alone...with a knife
North America/South America - ill rule them both someday
Football/Rugby - FOOTBALL
Gold/silver - GOLD
CD's/cassettes - CDS
TV/cinema - TV
Video/dvd - DVD
Glasses/contact lenses - laser eyes
Brown hair/red hair - brown
Chinese/Italian - neither
Ocean/sea - ocean
Sun/moon- moon
Plane/boat- plane
Early bird/night owl - both
Jaguar/Mercades - jag
Yellow/blue - blue
Windows/MAC - windows in the house!
Eminem/Dr Dre - DRE
Buffy/Angel - both
Basketball/Baseball - BASKETBALL
Wax/shave- shave
Curly hair/straight hair - stright
Mars/Snickers- snikers
Guys only
Wot do u look 4 in a girl- a signs of life
Good girl/bad girl- good
Long hair/ short hair on a girl- depends on the girl
Older or younger girls- dosn't matter
Do u have a gf- no
Who- leave me laone plz
Who do u lyk- no one
Tall or short girls- short
Fav hair color on a girl- depends on the girl
Wots the farthest uv ever been with a girl - not far
Luv
Sweetest guy/girl u no- hmmm
Do u go 4 looks or personality- both are important but the deciding facto is personality
Wot makes a good date- entertaining
Best kisser u no- your mom hahahahah
Worst kisser u no- no idea
Hugs/kisses- kisses
Best thing a gf/bf could get u- bass
Do u believe in….?
aliens: prolly
space: space is the single most unbeleiveable thing in the world
god: my nigga
satan: i wish i had a tail gotta envy that
ghosts: see through
in the past 24 hours have u…?
had a serious talk?: yes
Hugged someone?: no
Fought w/ someone?: yes
Cried?: no
Laughed?: yes
Made someone laugh?: yes
Bought something?: yes
Cut your hair?: no
Felt stupid?: no
Talked to someone you love?: no
Missed someone?: yes
Been dumped/asked out?: no
kissed someone?: no
broken the law?: yes