You Don't Have to be Dead to Work Here... Master List
Sep 11, 2010 20:45
In the cutthroat world of business you have to be ruthless to survive, especially with the credit crunch and other companies falling down around you. If you need low skilled, low cost employees why not contact Reapmore? Our undead employees have a range of useful skills from touch typing to manual labour. Requiring little maintenance, our reanimination process can successfully return any staff lost to you by fatalities at a competitive cost. The return on investment in retraining alone is often enough for the newly undead employee to pay for his or herself.
If you require any further information please visit our website or ring our sales desk where our dedicated staff will be happy to help.
Please note: any escape attempts or fatalities caused by undead employees due to improper use of safety equipment or refusal to follow correct reanimation procedures will render the warrantee null and void and may lead to fatalities among the living workforce.
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