WE DID IT!
Well my fellow Americans, we did it! My boss came through in the end and the republicans hold the White House for another four years!
Sadly, I must report, I may be leaving my job as your Attorney General at the end of the year. The stress of playing video games and trying to get everyone in America to worship God became too stressful. I know this may disappoint all two of my supporters, but I fear harming my health by continuing in the public office. I will keep you posted as to what my decision is.
Thanks America,
John Ashcroft
Sadly, I must report, I may be leaving my job as your Attorney General at the end of the year. The stress of playing video games and trying to get everyone in America to worship God became too stressful. I know this may disappoint all two of my supporters, but I fear harming my health by continuing in the public office. I will keep you posted as to what my decision is.
Thanks America,
John Ashcroft