Word up
My fellow Americans,
The election is nearly upon us, so I thought it time to break my LJ silence and say a few things about my bosses' opponent, John Scary. If he were made president, The United States would cease to exist. The oceans will boil and there will be a drought of epic proportions. And it goes without saying that the terrorists will win.
So, in the interest of saving our asses from eternal damnation and things of that nature, I ask you to vote for my boss, my nigger, George W. Bush. Mostly because John Kerry is un-American. I mean if he really loved his country, he would have died for it in Vietnam.
Thank you, and Godspeed.
John Ashcroft
Attorney General
The election is nearly upon us, so I thought it time to break my LJ silence and say a few things about my bosses' opponent, John Scary. If he were made president, The United States would cease to exist. The oceans will boil and there will be a drought of epic proportions. And it goes without saying that the terrorists will win.
So, in the interest of saving our asses from eternal damnation and things of that nature, I ask you to vote for my boss, my nigger, George W. Bush. Mostly because John Kerry is un-American. I mean if he really loved his country, he would have died for it in Vietnam.
Thank you, and Godspeed.
John Ashcroft
Attorney General