Title: "A House Is Not A Home"
Author/Artist: Jaseya
Characters: America, England, Canada, France, Seychelles, Germany, HRE, Chibitalia, North Italy, South Italy, Spain, Japan, Greece, Austria, Hungary, Prussia, Switzerland, Russia, Lithuania, Belarus, Poland, Sweden, Estonia, Ukraine, China, Finland, Sweden, Latvia, Sealand, Belgium, The Netherlands & Roma Antiquita.
Rating: PG-16 for sexual language & violent themes.
Warnings/Note: Long playlists and oldies.
-----------Part 1: Just My Imagination-----------
01. G8- Captain Planet Theme Song
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do
02. America- Been Around The World Puff Daddy Feat. Notorious Big & Mase
Been around the world and I I I
And we been playa hated
I don't know and I don't know why
Why they want us faded
03. America- The World's Greatest R. Kelly
I am a marchin' band
I am the people
I am a helpin' hand
And I am a hero
04. America- A Star is Born Hercules
He's a hero who can please the crowd
A star is born
Come on ev'rybody shout out loud
A star is born
05. America- Love Is Like a Baseball Game The Intruders
Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you're out
06. America- Cleaning out my closet Eminem (
America's Cleaning of the Storage )
I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleanin' out my closet
07. England- Jack's Lament Nightmare Before Chistmas
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky
And I'm known throughout England and France
08. England- Just My Imagination Temptations
In a cozy, little home out in the country
with two children, maybe three.
I tell you, I can visualize it all.
This couldn't be a dream for too real it all seems.
09. America to England- This Piece of Poetry Is Meant to Do Harm The Ark ("This Piece of Poetry"= The Constitution C:)
Please don't give me no warm reception
What you call peace to me is a call to arms
Some are singing to raise affection
But this piece poetry is meant to do harm
10. England and America- Me and Mrs. Jones Billy Paul (MR. JONES!)
Me and Mrs.Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
11. England and America- Break Up to Make Up The Stylistics
Break up to make up, that's all we do
First you love me then you hate me
That's a game for fools.
12. America and England- My Sharona The Knack
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
13. England and (Colonial) America- I Will For You Monica
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero, your strength, anything you need
14. England and America- Before You Walk Out of my Life Monica
Oh, well, I, never meant to cause you no pain
I just wanna go back to being the same
Well I, only wanna make things right
Before you walk out of my life
15. America & other recession countries- Worthless The Brave Little Toaster
Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a hope
He was happy until I heard him say
"You're worthless"
16. America, Sealand and England- Parents just don't understand Will Smith (Oh, Colonial America...)
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20."
I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
17. France- Meeting in my bedroom Silk (Sounds like a bad pick-up like he'd use.)
Lookin' at my rolly
Girl I see it's almost time (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I hope you're getting ready girl
And don't forget the wine
18. France- I'm Too Sexy Right Said Fred
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
19. France and Seychelles- My Cherie Amour Stevie Wonder
My Cherie Amour, lovely as a summer's day
My Cherie Amour, distant as the Milky Way
20. France- Voulez-Vous Abba
Ain't no big decision (ah-ha)
You know what to do (ah-ha)
La question c'est voulez-vous
Voulez-vous...
21. France, England, and (Colonial) America- Mine, Mine, Mine Pocahontas
The gold we find here
Will dwarf them by far
Oh, with all ya got in ya, boys
Dig up Virginia, boys
22. Canada, England and America- My Name Is James James & The Giant Peach
There are people in the city
And they come to me
But it´s very very far away, you know
Very far...
23. Canada and France- Genius in France Weird Al Yankovic
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
-----------PART: Tell Me Something Good-----------
24. Germany, France and England- Gossip Folks Missy Elliott ft. Ludacris (
France nii-chan and Information Manipulation Activities! )
When I pull up in my whip
Bitches wanna talk shit
I'm driving I'm glad and I'm styling
in these muthafuckas eyes did you see it?
25. Germany- The Approach of death Apoptygma Berzerk
"Would you die for him?"
"Yes!"
26. Germany- Ashes to Ashes (German Slam ver.) Apoptygma Berzerk
Misery, Maltreatment, Needless
Suspicion, Discriminate, Body Count
27. N. Italy- Tell Me Something Good Rufus & Chaka Khan (
Axis Powers Jokes )
You refuse to put anything before your pride
I got something that will knock all your pride aside
Tell me something good (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me that you love me
28. Germany- Could It Be I'm Falling in Love The Spinners
Each night I pray there will never come a day
When you up and take your love away
Say you feel the same way too
And I wonder what it is I feel for you
29. N. Italy and Germany- My Guy Mary Wells
I gave my guy, my word of honour,
To be faithful, And I'm gonna,
You'd better be believing,
I won't be deceiving, My guy.
30. Germany and N. Italy- Baby Baby Amy Grant
Stop for a minute
Baby, I'm so glad you're mine
And ever since the day you put my heart in motion
Baby I realize that there's just no getting over you.
31. N. Italy and Germany- Loving You (is easy 'cause you're beautiful) Minnie Ripperton
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you
32. N. Italy and Germany- Would you mind Janet Jackson
Baby, would you mind touching me?
Ever so slowly, and your making me quiver
Baby, would you mind undressing me?
Making me feel sexy, while in the moment
33. N. Italy and HRE/Germany- A House Is Not A Home Luther Vandross (After Italy signed to the Allies in WWII)
Pretty little darling, have a heart, don't let one mistake keep us apart
I'm not meant to live alone, turn this house into a home
When I climb the stairs and turn the key
Oh, please be there, sayin' that you're still in love with me, yeah...
34. HRE and Chibitalia- Without You Mariah Carey
Well I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
The story goes
35. HRE/Germany and N. Italy- I'll never stop loving you J'son
There'll come a day when the world stops turning
and stars will fall from the sky
but we will still last when the sun stops burning
all I wanna do is love you until the end of time
36. Germany and N. Italy- That's the Way of the World Earth, Wind & Fire
You will find peace of mind
If you look way down in your heart and soul
Don’t hesitate ‘cause the world seems cold
Stay young at heart ‘cause you’re never, never, never
37. S. Italy- Crush Jennifer Paige (It sounds tsundere to me.)
It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
38. Spain- Hot! Hot! Hot! Buster Poindexter
See people rocking -- Hear people chanting -- Feeling hot hot hot
Keep up this spirit -- Come on let's do it -- Feeling hot hot hot
39. Spain- Vamo' Alla Flamenco Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy IX)
(No lyrics)
40. Spain and S. Italy- Chin up Charlotte's Web
Chin up, chin up
Every little time your spirits wilt
Chin up, chin up
Give your attitude an upward tilt
41. Greece- Build my world JC Chasez
Clear my eyes it's the morning after
Did I fall in love, or did I find disaster?
Take a second just to breathe
I pick my heart up off my sleeve, yea
42. Japan- Mizerable Gackt (Gackt sounds a LOT like Japan, imo...)
Mawaru, mawaru... okizari ni sareta jikan no naka de watashi wa ima (Around and round... In the time left behind, I am now)
Les miserables (Les miserables)
Ai shisugita anata ga kabegiwa no mukou de (I loved you too much and you are now on the other side of the wall)
Sotto waratteru (Laughing softly)
43. Japan and Greece- Eyes on Me Faye Wong
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
44. Greece and Japan- They Don't Know Jon B.
Don't listen to what people say
They don't know about you and me
Put it out your mind cause it's jealousy
They don't know about this here
45. Greece and Japan- Day Dreaming Tatyana Ali
All day long I think of you
I cant even think of things to do
Wishin all of my daydreams come true
Now baby what am I to do
46. Greece and Japan- Nice and Slow Usher
Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain't no one there to interrupt
Ain't gotta rush
I just wanna take it nice and slow
47. Japan and Greece- Damaged TLC
I might look through your stuff, for what I don't wanna find
Or I might just set you up, to see if you're all mine
I'm a little paranoid, from what I've been through
Don't know what you got yourself into
48. Greece and Japan- Give It To You Jordan Knight
It's creepin' around in your head
Me holdin' you down in my bed
You don't have to say a word
I'm convinced you want this
49. Japan and Greece- Walkin' in the Rain With the One I Love Love Unlimited
The sure is, ha, ha
Everyone's trying to get out the rain
Oh, it feels so good
The rain and thinking of you
50. Japan and Greece- I turn to you Christina Aguilera
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
51. England, Greece & Japan- The Rain Oran "Juice" Jones
I saw you (and him) walking in the rain
You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.
-----------PART THREE: I Can't Go For That-----------
52. Hungary- All for you Janet Jackson
I see you staring out the corner of my eye
You seem uneasy want to approach
Throw me a line
53. Austria and Hungary- Bonnie and Clyde '03 Jay Z, Beyoncé
What ever she lacks, I'm right over her shoulder
When I'm off track mami is keepin me focused
So let's, lock this down like it's supposed to be
The '03 Bonnie and Clyde, Hov' and B
54. Austria and Hungary- Remember the Time Michael Jackson
Those Sweet Memories
Will Always Be Dear To Me
And Girl No Matter What Was Said
I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now Baby
55. Hungary and Austria- Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
56. Prussia- Move Bitch Ludacris
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
And I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
57. Prussia- My Last Bow Jim Lang (Hey Arnold!)
Life was a gas
but that gas has passed
I've gone from top of the pops
to the back of the class
58. Hungary and Prussia- Tyrone (Live) Erykah Badu (In this case, "Tyrone"= Spain?)
I'm gettin tired of your shit
You don't never buy me nothin'
See every time you come around
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul and Tyrone
59. Switzerland- Money (That's What I Want) Barrett Strong
The best things in life are free
But you can keep 'em for the birds and bees;
Now give me money, (that's what I want) that's what I want
60. Switzerland and Austria- Hit 'em up style Blu Cantrell
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
61. Switzerland and Germany- Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic
Last night, (hoo hoo) she said (shibedewa)
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down (feel so down)
When you turn me off (turn me off)
When I feel left out"
62. Russia- Madhouse Anthrax
White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?
63. Russia- Mercy Kill Apoptygma Berzerk
Not so long ago it backfired and you ran
In search of higher love and a new beginning
Now you're still dwelling on the past
64. Lithuania- Too Much Spice Girls ("Too much of something"= Russia. "Too much of nothing"= Poland)
Too Much of Something is bad enough,
But something's coming over me to make me wonder,
Too Much of nothing is just as tough,
I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied
65. Russia and Belarus- Dangerous Michael Jackson
I never knew
But I was living in vain
She called my house
And said you know my name
And don't you pretend
You never did me before
With tears in her eyes
My baby walked out the door
66. Belarus x Russia x Lithuania- Love Is A Cannibal Elton John
And love eats love, eats love, Love is a cannibal
Woman is a criminal She have the hunger
But man is the animal
67. Russia and Lithuania- Kiss From A Rose Seal
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.
68. Lithuania and Russia- I Can't Go for That Hall and Oates
I can go for being twice as nice,
I can go for just repeating the same old lines.
Use the body, now you want my soul,
Ooh, forget about it, now say no go.
69. Russia & Lithuania- Still on My Brain Justin Timberlake
Now I can try to act real strong
But you and I both know I still think of you that way
You should know… that
70. Russia & Lithuania- If This World Were Mine Cheryl Lynn/Luther Vandross
If this world were mine
I'd give the flowers the birds and the bees
And it'd be your love beside me
That would be all I need
71. Russia to Lithuania- They're coming to take me away Napoleon XIV
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
72. Lithuania and Poland- Independent Woman Destiny's Child
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent
73. Estonia to Russia- The Game Is Over *NSYNC
You act like
Everyone revolves around you
Baby you dropped the ball
And now the game is through
74. Ukraine- 20 Years Of Snow Regina Spektor
I got to get me out of here
This place is full of dirty old men
And the navigators with their mappy maps
And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes
-----------Part 4: Talk In Tongues-----------
75. China- Respect Aretha Franklin
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
76. China- Very Superstitious Stevie Wonder
Keep me in a daydream.
Keep me goin' strong.
You don't wanna save me
Sad is my song.
77. Finland- Cloud Cuckooland Grant Kirkhope (Banjo-Tooie) (
TV Tropes lists Finland as one of these (Italy too).)
(No lyrics)
78. Sweden and Finland- Talk in Tongues Natalie Imbruglia (Reminded me of
this doujinshi featuring Sweden/Finland)
It moves across a wire
There no need to talk
I crawl as you walk
Pushing me away
79. Latvia and Sealand- Take a Look at Me J'son
Everytime I look around there's someone
to help me out or be in doubt
Your always there by my side
Never asking for to much
Your always willing to try so baby take a look
80. Belgium- Belgium is that way Apoptygma Berzerk
"Belgium is that way!"
81. The Netherlands- Purple Pills D12
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
82. Roma Antiquita- Let Me Be Surprised All Dogs Go To Heaven
But it isn't over, not for this rover
I don't like to steal, but I don't buy this deal
83. America, Canada and England- Festival Overture in E-Flat Major- The Year 1812, Op. Utah Symphony Orchestra Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
(No lyrics)
84. Europe- Europa (Earth's Cry Heaven's Smile) Carlos Santana/Tom Coster
(No lyrics)
85. All Nations- Somewhere Over The Rainbow Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true ooh ooooh
86. All Nations- Heal the World Michael Jackson
Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
87. All Nations- We Are the World U.S.A. for Africa
We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need
88. Extra- Lithuania and Russia- I Can't Go for That J'son
Easy, ready willing, all the time
Where does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line?
89. Extra- Germany and N. Italy- L-O-V-E Nat King Cole
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you can adore
90. Extra- Greece and Japan & N. Italy and Germany- Anytime, Anyplace Janet Jackson
I dont wanna stop just because
people walkin'by watchin'us
I dont give a damn what they think
I want you now
91. Extra- Japan and Greece- Sometimes when we touch Dan Hill
At times I think we're drifters
Still searching for a friend
A brother or a sister
But then the passion flares again
92. Extra- Greece and Japan- Let's Take a Ride Justin Timberlake
Hop in the car and go with me
You don't have to pack everything
Don't you wanna feel the breeze?
And forget everything, baby
93. Extra- Greece and Japan, England- My Little Secret Xscape
As long as I'm right here, You are never gonna be by yourself
'Cause the love that we share, it stays on my mind
You're always gonna be a little secret of mine
94. Extra- Austria and Hungary- Three Times a Lady The Commodores
You're once twice
Three times a lady
And I love you, I love you
95. Extra- Hungary and Austria- Killing Me Softly The Fugees
I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes
96. France- Mr. Loverman Shabba Ranks
Because a woman tek a trip she coming from England
To satisfy her soul you know seh she want a man
97. Extra- Spain and S. Italy- I Saw Your Face and Wow (Remix) Jim Lang (Hey Arnold!)
I saw your face and wow
Right then, I took the vow
That we'd be together, just you and me
That's the meaning of eternity!
98. Extra- Lithuania to Russia- Not Gon' Cry Mary J. Blige
I was your lover and your secretary
Working every day of the week
Was at the job when no one else was there
Helping you get on your feet
99. Extra- Germany and N. Italy, & Spain and S. Italy- Candy Girl, Sugar Sugar The Archies
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
100. Extra- N. and S. Italy- Pasta Song Bella Ciao
I think it's nearly suppertime
I'm gonna pour myself some wine
And sit down to big plates
Of pasta tonight
101. Extra- N. Italy- Honeymoon Tarantella/Girl with the Curly Black Hair Bella Ciao
I love those girls north of Rome
They're tall, they're blonde, and they're cute!
Gotta tell you though, that I love them even more
From a little further on down the boot.
--Download here--
Mediafire (.zip):
Part 1 (1-23),
Part 2 (24-50) Part 3 (51-74),
Part 4 (75-101) Individual songs (all .mp3)
Enjoy! :3